Senator! How does it feel to make it into The Onion? Now you KNOW you're legit!
-
-
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Did the Goat of Mendes manifest,or was he playing golf that day?
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Brilliant! It's a dream job of mine to write for the Onion. We all know it's the only real news out there after all.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Damn Onion, getting dark...
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Of course!!

That's what they always do!! 





@HH_Rick@PiratenparteiThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Busted...
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
Loading seems to be taking a while.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.