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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 20 Jun 2017

    Pickup Truck Stoled http://trib.al/X9IHinI pic.twitter.com/6U2Qu0rfIU

    8:14 PM - 20 Jun 2017
    • 260 Retweets
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    • Jove Alcazar Katrina Wolfe Hunter Rogers Peter Smokepotkin Isaac Spooner 𝚟𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚎 👻KirBOOmania👻 Andrew Bell Patrick Maloney
    27 replies 260 retweets 846 likes
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      2. Phillip  🇺🇸‏ @PhillipBurdine 20 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Stoled is not a word. Jus sayin. 😉

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3.  🍲Big Chief Souppp™‏ @MikeyTbones 20 Jun 2017
        Replying to @PhillipBurdine @TheOnion

        Neither is your entire second sentence ;)

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. Phillip  🇺🇸‏ @PhillipBurdine 20 Jun 2017
        Replying to @MikeyTbones @TheOnion

        That was intentional. Using the absurd to illustrate absurdity.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5.  🍲Big Chief Souppp™‏ @MikeyTbones 20 Jun 2017
        Replying to @PhillipBurdine @TheOnion

        Yeah, don't quit your day job

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      6. Phillip  🇺🇸‏ @PhillipBurdine 20 Jun 2017
        Replying to @MikeyTbones @TheOnion

        Lol, whatever.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Asif Hossain‏ @asifintoronto 20 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The liberal snob in me enjoyed this way too much and doesn't feel the least bit guilty about it.

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      1. 𝘛𝘪-𝘉𝘖𝘖-𝘳𝘪𝘶𝘴 𝘟𝘦𝘳𝘰‏ @TibXero 20 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @AlanTudyk

        pic.twitter.com/hGctMgVRs6

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      2. Gary Nightwagon‏ @LeslieNielsen33 20 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Bob_Pike

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      3. Robert Pike‏ @Bob_Pike 20 Jun 2017
        Replying to @LeslieNielsen33 @TheOnion

        “According to eyewitnesses who seen it parked there“

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. PNW HippieVet‏ @PNW_Veteran 20 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Best laugh I had in 2 weeks and it was your damn headline.

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      1. collis‏ @CollisWill 20 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Fake news

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      2. Jason Thalken, PhD‏ @JasonThalken 20 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Who dunned it?

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      1. Soop Munkey‏ @soopmunkey 20 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I seed it happen!

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      1. Thomas‏ @woodruffwizard 21 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That there is just a damned shame

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      1. Laura Stevens‏ @LauraSt96949105 21 Jun 2017
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        I love The Onion.

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      1. deGōhst‏ @de_gohst 21 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm afeared to say (altho I've been drivin' a 4 by 4 junker almost since borned) that this was plum funny.

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      1. Steve  ⚾️ 🏈 🍺 😎‏ @steveo6924 20 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hahaha

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