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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 20 Jun 2017

    Podcaster Makes Solemn Promise To Improve Sound Quality Next Episode http://trib.al/Zfu2EvF pic.twitter.com/qMjuX20GH7

    1:41 PM - 20 Jun 2017
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    44 replies 787 retweets 3,523 likes
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      2. 𝖗𝖆𝖙𝖈𝖍𝖊𝖙𝖕𝖚𝖘𝖘𝖞𝖒𝖊𝖌𝖆𝖟𝖔𝖗𝖉‏ @HungryHundar 20 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @JoelRubin_ @Dangersharkz

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      3. Joel Rubin‏ @JoelRubin_ 20 Jun 2017
        Replying to @HungryHundar @TheOnion @Dangersharkz

        We have fans!!

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      2. cristina‏ @crishhtina 20 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @jongabrus is this inspired by #highandmighty?

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      3. gabrus 🚽‏Verified account @Gabrus 20 Jun 2017
        Replying to @crishhtina @TheOnion

        to be fair, i never promise nor make an effort to improve sound quality

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. cristina‏ @crishhtina 20 Jun 2017
        Replying to @Gabrus @TheOnion

        I'll take that as a solemn promise.

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      1. James‏ @jameswheeler 20 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @NoChorus

        Unretweet this immediately

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      1. humanclock‏ @humanclock 20 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I wish the people on the Two Guys Interrupting Each Other and Never Finishing Their Original Story Podcast would take this to heart.

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      1. Gav Gordon‏ @GavGordonToGo 20 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @almurray

        He needs Podcaster Pro by @adamcurry

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      2. Steven Impson is an actual goblin‏ @StevenImpson 20 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Jacobbles

        Is this a subtweet

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      1. humanclock‏ @humanclock 20 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @kairyssdal

        "Now a little bit of warning, we recorded this interview on a cellphone in our pocket during the middle of SomethingCon, but bear with it.."

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      1. Michael Westerberg‏ @Westerberggg 20 Jun 2017
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      1. Dadzee‏ @Dadzee 20 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @tobypinder

        OK...there IS a line you guys. @musicalconcepts @DoorPodcast @WinterfellPod @SmallCouncilPod really only ribbing Matt (dog ears) Murdick ;)

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      1. Chris is floating in space‏ @cokes311 20 Jun 2017
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      1. matt heindl‏ @matt_heindl 20 Jun 2017
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        @joel_meyer

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      2. Ben Allen‏ @BenAllenSports 21 Jun 2017
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        @DoctorForrest

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      3. Foster Bowling‏ @DoctorForrest 21 Jun 2017
        Replying to @BenAllenSports @TheOnion

        hey it's pretty consistently average now

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      2. Dave Wilson‏ @journeymandw 21 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @ChainAttackTrev

        @Nikolectric @DribblyDoubleD

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