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    1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 20 Jun 2017

      Panicking Mitch McConnell Shoves Entire Senate Healthcare Bill Into Mouth As Democrat Walks Past http://trib.al/c7rQXUn pic.twitter.com/W2RjP3FOxK

      614 replies 25,623 retweets 59,316 likes
      The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 20 Jun 2017

      Sources reported that @SenateMajLdr's cheeks distended to many times their original size. http://trib.al/KiftEbk pic.twitter.com/W3tsSlJOsj

      1:20 PM - 20 Jun 2017
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      17 replies 308 retweets 866 likes
        1. Steve‏ @rocketstig 20 Jun 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @senatemajldr

          Thankfully he doesn't have a chin to get in the way. #snappingturtle

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        2. 2+2=5‏ @CraigNLevitt 20 Jun 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @senatemajldr

          Does that mean when he swallows it he'll be pulling the bill out of his ass.

          2 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
        3. Josette Jackson 💜‏ @josette_jackson 21 Jun 2017
          Replying to @CraigNLevitt @TheOnion @senatemajldr

          Haaaaaahaaaahaaaaa 😅😆

          0 replies 1 retweet 1 like
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        1. clups‏ @clups 20 Jun 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @senatemajldr

          So that's considered a pre-existing condition now, right?

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        1. Kitty‏ @engstromstudios 20 Jun 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @senatemajldr

          Well done.

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        1. Scout Finch‏ @Akafinster 20 Jun 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @senatemajldr

          @glarsen18 Looks about right! 🤣😂

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        1. Natalie H‏ @NatHortman 20 Jun 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @senatemajldr

          In related news, a spokesperson for McConnell states that he vehemently denies any preexisting knowledge of said Bill

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        1. pegyM‏ @MAGAalways1 20 Jun 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @senatemajldr

          Well he can always start a library and hide the documents there, like obama did.

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        1. pjwooOOOOOooooooo :: KavaNOOOOOO‏ @javajunco 20 Jun 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @WhitfordBradley @senatemajldr

          He looks so much better this way!

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        1. Susan-Marie Meacham‏ @SusanMMeacham 20 Jun 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @LucyWithSword @senatemajldr

          Fabulous!

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        2. Laurentiu Badea‏ @LaurBadea 21 Jun 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @senatemajldr

          You're really proud of this funny little photoshop, aren't ya, @TheOnion

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        1. Justme‏ @realPwarden 26 Jun 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @senatemajldr

          #FakeNews ( I 🙏 u knew that)

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        1. Herb Celler‏ @herbceller 20 Jun 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @senatemajldr

          What wittnesses?

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        1. banamazing‏ @banamazing 20 Jun 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @robertheron @senatemajldr

          How is this different than a high school bully picking on someone for looking funny?

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        1. Loose Cannon‏ @largojuice 20 Jun 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @senatemajldr

          That's the best I seen that weasel look in a long time

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