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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 20 Jun 2017

    5 Things To Know About Jon Ossoffpic.twitter.com/LCs8MKxIUp

    5 Things To Know About Jon Ossoff
    12:24 PM - 20 Jun 2017
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    • Nikki BAEley🗯️ TheNK0 🇺🇸 Garrick, the Ard-Rí na hÉireann (Probationary) Ken Nasse Mary Drabik Name can't be blank kschimke ﻥ RangerSyl Craw 🇺🇸👻🎃💀
    24 replies 298 retweets 606 likes
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      2.  🧔🏻John 💪🏻Tegan 🏳️‍🌈‏ @JohnTeganXXX 20 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        .I'm starting the countdown clock now for my fellow liberals to be OUTRAGED!!! by this. C'mon. It's funny.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      4.  🧔🏻John 💪🏻Tegan 🏳️‍🌈‏ @JohnTeganXXX 20 Jun 2017
        Replying to @montanamodi @TheOnion

        .then the Onion is a perfect place for you.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1.  🧔🏻John 💪🏻Tegan 🏳️‍🌈‏ @JohnTeganXXX 20 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        .Yes, it pokes fun @Ossoff and us Dems but it's funny.

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      2. Tigrikorn  🐯 🦄 ✨ 🌈‏ @odouglasj 20 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Heh heh... "Grassroots megadonors"

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
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      1. V.A.C‏ @veryannoyedcon 20 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You know you're doing things right when you get angry responses from both sides. You also know A+ satire when that's the casepic.twitter.com/JfLWyzxajE

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      2. Lukas Hauser‏ @heroinsmoker 20 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Doing your part! Appreciate The Onion's help with keeping fascism alive and strong

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      4. Lukas Hauser‏ @heroinsmoker 20 Jun 2017
        Replying to @BlakeShelton193 @BlakeShelton18 @TheOnion

        It's hilarious how people are trying to fight Trump! Don't they realize it's all a big joke and doesn't matter?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5.  ☔️‏ @praycohso 20 Jun 2017
        Replying to @heroinsmoker @BlakeShelton18 @TheOnion

        They do articles more on the right than on the left stop getting mad over a fucking joke.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
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      7.  ☔️‏ @praycohso 20 Jun 2017
        Replying to @BlakeShelton193 @BlakeShelton18 and

        Look at their current feed. Or their website.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Stacey H‏ @mktb2b 20 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hoping a similar one is coming right behind this one for Karen Handel?

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      3. Radwarrior‏ @pblanton 20 Jun 2017
        Replying to @mktb2b @TheOnion

        Hope in one hand and shit in the other. See which one fills up faster.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. the good‏ @Bullet____Proof 21 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        BREAKING NEWS! Jon Ossoff had a guarantee, I win house seat or your money back policy! Files personal bankruptcy.

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      1. Don Quixote‏ @IAMJ0HNGALT 20 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @ModerateWhite

        More truth than actual news. But funny af

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      1. Edward Fuller‏ @1EdwardFuller1 20 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        why is the onion posting this ?

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      1. Buy Me Nachos and Abolish Prisons‏ @IBuyYouBeer 20 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Ro_Bro_Cop loving this (hopefully leftist) liberal critique

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