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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 20 Jun 2017

    Study Links Meat, Sugar Consumption To Early Death Among Those Who Choose To Be Happy In Life http://trib.al/4YXAY3R pic.twitter.com/Wqd61oUvxd

    5:57 AM - 20 Jun 2017
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      1. Sean‏ @_SeanElliot 20 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @QueenKRoze I told you!

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      1. Max Wagner‏ @TheWagnaCarta 20 Jun 2017
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        @amberkaye11

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      1. John Libert PhD‏ @JohnLibert3 20 Jun 2017
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        Those are the basic choices!

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      1. April Trujillo‏ @apriltrujillo15 5 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yikes!! I guess we should eat healthy and live miserably for a long time.

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      1. Carson Ray Martin‏ @toilntrouble 20 Jun 2017
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        And, let's not forget booze/drugs...

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      1. Steve in Essex‏ @gargpit 20 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @DarrylDaugherty

        How does that affect those of us who choose to be happy but would rather have another slice of meat, or more fish, than any form of sugar?

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      1. Deixar-pra là jusqu'à la mort クポ❢ | EdJay‏ @Tarcil 20 Jun 2017
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        Miserably af!! 😯😕🙊🙉🙈😅😦😫

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      1. KyaniteD‏ @kyanited 20 Jun 2017
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        When that car rushes directly at you and you know you're not going to make it and you think about that sundae you passed up last weekend...

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      1. William Vasquez‏ @bbeevee 20 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Let's not forget alcohol!

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      1. Ana Elizondo‏ @anaelizondo70 20 Jun 2017
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        I just don't want to look back and think: "I could've eaten that."

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      2. Brian Horrocks‏ @BrianHorrocks1 20 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @StarWarsFanGirl

        Well nothing new🍔🍗🍖🍟🍕🌭🌮🌯🍳🍲🍿🍚🍦🍧🍨🍩🎂🍰🍫🍬🍭🍮🍯🍻🍺🍹🍸

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      3. Brian Horrocks‏ @BrianHorrocks1 20 Jun 2017
        Replying to @BrianHorrocks1 @TheOnion @StarWarsFanGirl

        And Enjoy cause eat or don't eat it does it Really matter. No Because in the Long or Short term We are already wasting Away 🤗

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      1. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 20 Jun 2017
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        It's either that or jogging.

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      1. THE UNDERTAKER‏ @guyfullofdreams 20 Jun 2017
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        Good thing I'm miserable then. :P

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      1. Rich‏ @satireandmore 20 Jun 2017
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        Do they have chocolate cake in Heaven, or the other place? If not eat up now. Is there a better way to go?

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      1. GARY KILLPACK‏ @JNE4KLPK 20 Jun 2017
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        another "fat chance" in life of food.

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      1. moveebuff‏ @moveebuff1953 20 Jun 2017
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        Eat less meat...save the planet & yourself. #McDonalds started a fast food nation that is now hooked on #fastfood = #obesity

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      1. Brookie Bada$$‏ @brookieebadass 20 Jun 2017
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        @RealDanStruggla

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      1. Lars‏ @goshlars 20 Jun 2017
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        @AlexTheRed1892

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