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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 19 Jun 2017

    Despondent Sean Spicer Returned To Locked Kitchen Cupboard Following Press Briefing http://trib.al/IWEj9YW pic.twitter.com/amKJJf5JrN

    3:13 PM - 19 Jun 2017
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      1. Reciprosity‏ @Reciprosity 19 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @LennaLeprena

        Amazing how many items in that cabinet have passed their 'use by' date...

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      1. Matthew Kracht‏ @solon594bce 20 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "I see indicted people"

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      1. tickles  🏙 🌌 🌊‏ @TomAlCullen 19 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        looks like trump took his "cabinet" a little bit literally

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      1. Michael Palmer‏ @Michael_P17 19 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thought that was Kiefer Sutherland

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      1. Erich Greenebaum‏ @ErichG69 19 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Please.. he is “amongst” the cabinetry.

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      1. Jenny Johnson‏ @jenjohns1 19 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's pretty freaking funny.

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      1. Dog Eat Dogma‏ @SuperDave9113 19 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I don't appreciate you guys goofing on @melissamccarthy

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      1. Rob Z Tobor‏ @Rob_Z_Tobor 19 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Spice Cupboard I suppose Ho Ho Ho very funny.

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      1. judebd‏ @judebd2 21 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        😂He ought to be looking what Kellyanne Conway doing on a couch ?

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      1. Rich‏ @satireandmore 20 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is he in there with Mr. Potato?

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      1. Jennifer McGlone‏ @reti209 19 Jun 2017
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        @PressSec Is that your new job? Coward just like your boss. @realDonaldTrump

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      1. Mark bankhead‏ @mark_bankhead 19 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Bazinga

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      1. Danny R. Pope‏ @bulldogdanny102 19 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So Sean is a member of President Trump's cabinet.

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      1. Bo Hennessy‏ @BoHennessy1 19 Jun 2017
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        with kelly anne as his centurion

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      1. Edward Dawes‏ @DissidentDawes 19 Jun 2017
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        being a bully and mobbing again are we -nothing sensible to say even today - just old fashioned hetrophobic lib bullying

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      1. Teresa Rios‏ @tesa15rn 19 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Creeper in the cupboard!!

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      1. Dame A‏ @dame_a 19 Jun 2017
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        Trapped in the closet...rap opera!

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