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Existence is meaningless. This article by @TheOnion, however, is not.https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/876874780984700928 …
The struggle is real. Especially as a shorty who has to jump to reach the damn chain.
Who really has time to wait for a fan to stop spinning? I have very important tweets to tend to.
Obviously, it is a Russian overhead fan so we must be very deliberate in our investigation. Also, chain-puller was new at job, needs time.
I am certain it is not going to happen, we used it for 10 years comfortablely at home in China.
*snort* We spent what felt like an hour trying to determine if we had it revolving in the right direction for summer,so this is too relevant
Saw this, so good. It's what makes @TheOnion the best.
It's like it's election coverage and they're waiting to call a state, haha.
I just remember the number of times I pulled the chain. Twice to turn it on and twice more to turn it off.
Just stick your hand in it.
Just moved into a new apartment that has low-medium-high settings on the light switch. Yay? No, about 1/3 of them are hooked up backwards.
Indeed. It seems so obvious! 
or,... is it 1 clicks, or the first 3 clicks,.. that gets the right flo.... ?
That's why I practice first, so I can get it right without first messing up..... lol.
It's a lot more fun if you take 2 opposing blades off and turn it to full. Break the sound barrier 

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