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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 19 Jun 2017

    God Deploys 100,000 More Mosquitoes To U.S. http://trib.al/rjRE6Ci pic.twitter.com/Ga5lz5Gnsf

    11:22 AM - 19 Jun 2017
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    • David Steinfeldt HCl mr. squidward 🌞 Sunny Mike Montecalvo Mozzie K yoshki Shannon "Catch the Blue Wave" Reed The 💜 Mela 🖤 Experience 🧟‍♀️
    17 replies 429 retweets 1,377 likes
      1. PD20/20‏ @pdavis2020 19 Jun 2017
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        All to my house.

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      1. Joshua Brady‏ @JoshuaBradyEsq 19 Jun 2017
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        A few orders of magnitude off...

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      2. John Grimley‏ @JohnGrimley1981 19 Jun 2017
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        wait...god is white?

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      1. Armashuvitz‏ @armashuvitz 19 Jun 2017
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        Good, we deserve it.

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      1. Daniel but slighty spookier‏ @DanieITheManiel 20 Jun 2017
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        Lmao how the fuck is this news? It's not even real lol

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      1. Aznym Adam‏ @aznym 20 Jun 2017
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        Charles bunee tropics ga kiyanee fiyaa fodiyo

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      1. Laurel Ewing‏ @LaurelE17 19 Jun 2017
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        Can he direct them toward Washington DC?

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      1. Paul King‏ @hyprsnic 19 Jun 2017
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        in fairness, we had it coming

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      1. Ringo garcia‏ @monkeyturban 19 Jun 2017
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        @GazHayward

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      1. CatChew‏ @CatChew 19 Jun 2017
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        "And God loved me when he made me, the same as he loved you, so I'm nature's mosquito."https://youtu.be/Qfr8qoFwZjk 

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      1. Jason Lindbeck‏ @ThePunkin_king 19 Jun 2017
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        Next up: "Mosquito Flu". Is it going to murder or molest your children? Is it even a thing? Probably not, but let's talk about it anyway.

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      1. Lunster‏ @lunster81 19 Jun 2017
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        He works in mysterious ways. Patriarchal and genocidal mysterious ways. Like the men ruling society when scripture was written. Hang on...

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      1. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 19 Jun 2017
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        That all you got God? I've got that many in my backyard right now.

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      1. Pierre Lucien Fiset‏ @River_Tornado 19 Jun 2017
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        doesn't the United States have enough Republican'ts?

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