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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 18 Jun 2017

    Archaeologists Discover Fully Intact 17th-Century Belief System In Ohio Congressman http://trib.al/OlcsyKi pic.twitter.com/ygmnbsd1Pt

    7:00 PM - 18 Jun 2017
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    • Linda Butwinick Matt Martin President Assweasel Laurie Maarten Hoogendoorn Tom 🌹 economic justice warrior Adrian Horton Steven Tyndall Thomas Campbell
    30 replies 1,334 retweets 3,654 likes
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      2. Myeh No‏ @ShadesOfGood 18 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @MKlinginsmith3

        I thought the Onion was supposed to be satire...

        1 reply 3 retweets 29 likes
      3. Not a euphemism...really "grinding" the "meat"‏ @MKlinginsmith3 18 Jun 2017
        Replying to @ShadesOfGood @TheOnion

        The arc of reality is slow, but it bends toward satire?

        0 replies 3 retweets 7 likes
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      1. Cenosillicaphobia‏ @kh_nc1 18 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought you were supposed to be satire. I'm pretty sure this is actually true.

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      1. Daniel J. McInnis‏ @dmcinnis 18 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        We used to live in his district. This might as well be a real report.

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      2. Angela Sheddan‏ @mamasheddan 18 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Surprised it wasn't 14th century

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      1. Mike Short ⚖️ 🌊‏ @mike_shortjd 18 Jun 2017
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        He is not that advanced.

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      1. mike roberts‏ @MikeMike06748 20 Jun 2017
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        You have to be sadden that an American constituency can be pathetic enough to send this wrestler to Congress

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      1. Britt Malinsky/SHP‏ @Britt_Malinsky 18 Jun 2017
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        The #d1wrestle community vs. @TheOnion?

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      1. Julie Brannon‏ @DoctorB99 18 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        savage

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      1. David B‏ @db10dotnet 27 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Headline says it all

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      1. border_sharon‏ @border_sharon 26 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Amen.

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      1. John A. Sewak‏ @SewakJohn 19 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @AnneRiceAuthor

        THANK YOU! "Been Such A Long Time!" Worth a "Raw Onion!" Without fear or tear me giggles!

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      1. JUSTIN MICHAEL-ANTHONY‏ @GrandFathrTiddy 19 Jun 2017
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        woke onion i love you.

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      1. alex dahn‏ @marmonsette 19 Jun 2017
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        The belief system of the 17th century was George Fox's and it changed everything including the birth of science.

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      1. MBSE‏ @Binglybinglybip 19 Jun 2017
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        Pleistocene period surely?

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      1. Private‏ @Bozo_a_Clown 18 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wouldn't that be an anthropologist? Archaeologists dig stuff up. Anthropologists study behavior, beliefs, etc.

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