True story.
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I was just about to send this to you when I saw that you were the one who RTed it
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Pretty much
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Between that and sex, it's a miracle they can even walk, let alone talk.
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That would be me
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Average father doesn't follow
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This is also statistically true (but shouldn't be)
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charbroiled beef addiction.
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Beavers do not like these petty fluid containing thoughts. Let the Fur of the Beaver Lord cleanse you all
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Some one should seal your mouth shut, nit-wit!
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its true
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that's why their kids become vegans
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Really Jonah?
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isn't it *searing?
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