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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 17 Jun 2017

    Raid Introduces New Box To Cover Bug Until You Work Up Emotional Strength To Kill It http://trib.al/A6NhfUm pic.twitter.com/3vyfHqUr0I

    7:15 PM - 17 Jun 2017
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    24 replies 655 retweets 1,916 likes
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      2. Amy‏ @AmyHeckathorn 17 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They should also include a second sheet of cardboard to slide under the box so you can pick up bug and take it outside.

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      3. Derek Hansen‏ @foreverjersey 17 Jun 2017
        Replying to @AmyHeckathorn @TheOnion

        Exactly what I thinking! A thin but sturdy sheet for those of us who may never work up the emotional strength to kill it.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Kam Look‏ @heykam_look 17 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @charlotte_army I found your birthday present!!

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Charlotte Armstrong‏ @charlotte_army 17 Jun 2017
        Replying to @heykam_look @TheOnion

        Hahaha I would accept this but would still eventually call you to do the deed for me

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. YB Janitorial LV‏ @yellowbucketlv 17 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @DolanLawGroup

        If this were a real product, we would buy them in bulk for our kids.

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      1. Շђє D✭LL✭S D✭PiFɆɌ‏ @fanofsport4u 17 Jun 2017
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        Passive peaceful insect removers are all the rage. Its time we stop hurting natures miracles.

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      1. Charles Smith‏ @Charlesesmith 17 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Can I just shoo the box outside? Poor little guy, all life is precious. ❤

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      1. dom‏ @dominicrudin 17 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @SavannahPeat

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      1.  ☕️RichCoCo ☕️‏ @nateh1026 18 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @alexa319

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      2. Alexander Kirss‏ @AlexKirss 17 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When's your birthday @caredunton?

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      3. Caroline Dunton‏ @caredunton 17 Jun 2017
        Replying to @AlexKirss @TheOnion

        HA HA HA NEXT MONDAY

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      4. Alexander Kirss‏ @AlexKirss 17 Jun 2017
        Replying to @caredunton @TheOnion

        It's in the mail.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. sheila andrews‏ @teetee1953 19 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ok I thought the raid wad doing the killing, make that dollar raid.

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      1. Daren Bolen‏ @DarenBolen 18 Jun 2017
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        @threedogsrule

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      1. AJ‏ @shoegal1927 17 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Haha this is a joke right???

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      1. Jeff Keating‏ @jkeditdoesPR 17 Jun 2017
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        @KeatingAround Perfect for you!

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      1. ViiStar‏ @VIIStar_ 17 Jun 2017
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        I take my spiders outside :]

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