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Nothing wrong with dreaming
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It's sad when
@TheOnion can't make fake news because others have cornered the market, or people think it's real.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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this is an outrage! when will our fake news media report on the fact that children with angel wings can't actually fly?
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same exact thing can be said for a Halloween costume nowhere near October 31
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"These rain boots and this Dath Vader mask compliment the ensemble, I feel" he was heard to say.
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EVERYONE STAY OUT OF THE WATER! A small outbreak globally has began. My mutant Sector C batch of rabid Beavers have escaped and are HUNGRY
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Or the bathroom
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Just as the child running around naked in my house has no immediate plans of taking a bath, but gives that as his reason for his nakedness.
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