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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 17 Jun 2017

    Report: Dad Wants To Show You Where Fuse Box Is http://trib.al/ogQtvIr pic.twitter.com/Nz1strfcdl

    8:59 AM - 17 Jun 2017
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      2. Bob Braaaapodopolous‏ @bgrimey98 17 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wonder how many electricians were tempted to tell dad those are breakers.

        2 replies 0 retweets 19 likes
      3. Ken ⚾‏ @Ken_bbFan 17 Jun 2017
        Replying to @bgrimey98 @TheOnion

        You would be surprised how many people don't even know what a breaker box is or where it's at!

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      4. Bob Braaaapodopolous‏ @bgrimey98 17 Jun 2017
        Replying to @Ken_bbFan @TheOnion

        True that. Can't tell you how many times I made $100 by pushing a gfi reset button.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      5. Ken ⚾‏ @Ken_bbFan 17 Jun 2017
        Replying to @bgrimey98 @TheOnion

        Those can be deceiving sometimes! People can't believe they can effect one side of your house, depending how there tied in.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Ken ⚾‏ @Ken_bbFan 17 Jun 2017
        Replying to @Ken_bbFan @bgrimey98 @TheOnion

        *their

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      2. Joe D - Married to an Impolite, Arrogant Woman‏ @derosajoe51 17 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Irunmarathons33

        Circuit breaker boxes aren't as much fun as real fuse boxes, because there's no place to stick a penny!

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      3. TJ‏ @Irunmarathons33 17 Jun 2017
        Replying to @derosajoe51 @TheOnion

        😂😂😂 indeed!

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      2. Meggie Brody‏ @MeggieBrody 17 Jun 2017
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      3. William Brody‏ @wbrodyjr 17 Jun 2017
        Replying to @MeggieBrody @TheOnion

        It's right here, but first, let me tell about the time I...

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      2. halloween hamms‏ @hamms317 17 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The pictures on these absolutely kill me.

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      1. Bob Martin‏ @yibyabby 17 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @bySLPrice

        Love satire; until the joke's on me (and I don't get it). Just last wk, took my daughter on tour of breaker box, water & gas shutoff valves.

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      1. Christine E‏ @ChristineMarieB 17 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Fuses are a lot more fun than circuit breakers. Changing a fuse in a basement that's leaking water is its own Survivor challenge.

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