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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 15 Jun 2017

    “This one’s real popular,” said the man, who four millennia ago would have led loyal soldiers into battle. http://trib.al/u0sglwK pic.twitter.com/sOj1xr5Til

    12:26 PM - 15 Jun 2017
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      1. MechaBOOnaldMkV 🇻🇦 🐋‏ @IgnatiusUnderh2 15 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @NoTrueScotist @wupton trad onion

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      2. Shonuff Chels hoys‏ @ShogunChelios 15 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @ChocheSagan I picture you

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      3. Jack Human‏ @ChocheSagan 15 Jun 2017
        Replying to @ShogunChelios

        😂🤣😅😞😔

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      1. Black Pill Fitness‏ @RP_Fit 15 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        LOL @bronzeagemantis

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      1. A god of the Copybook Headings‏ @nomnom12a 15 Jun 2017
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        Is this funny, it hurts a little too much to be funny.

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      1. CrowdSourcedSlav ✝️ 🇮🇪 🇭🇷‏ @1SickMick 16 Jun 2017
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        Capitalism has outdone itself. Time for something new. Something social for the nation maybe.

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      1. Big Fat Brian‏ @Big_Fat_Brian 15 Jun 2017
        Replying to @bleachandclear @TheOnion

        they might as well rename themselves to "the sad truth of our lives" because 50% of their articles become reality.

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      1. JP‏ @jennyinDC 15 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well done.

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      1. Kim Harris‏ @mrkimharris 15 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sheila Jeffreys, not Susan

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      1. NEET-Wizard Janus‏ @NEETWizardJanus 17 Jun 2017
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        Hm. Another post to ID alt-right VS SJW by replies.

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      1. NEET-Wizard Janus‏ @NEETWizardJanus 17 Jun 2017
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        "it's sarcastic, which is why it's funny" Explaining a return to violence: "white straight cis males are inherently evil & violent"

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      1. Richard DeCamp‏ @richdecamp 17 Jun 2017
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        It's never too late to do you.

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      1. BoxANT  🐸‏ @BoxANT 15 Jun 2017
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        the weak should fear the strong.

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      1. BaroqueBanjo‏ @Baroque_Banjo 15 Jun 2017
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        Sofa, Chair, Ottoman?

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