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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 15 Jun 2017

    Archaeologists Discover Fully Intact 17th-Century Belief System In Ohio Congressman http://trib.al/VBD9AQB pic.twitter.com/X3ItWwsUDP

    10:38 AM - 15 Jun 2017
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    Rep. Jim Jordan
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      1. Stephen Shepherd‏ @stepshep 15 Jun 2017
        Replying to @DanBranF @TheOnion @Jim_Jordan

        Could be a WaPost headline

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      2. Darin Miller‏ @DarinBMiller 15 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You know it's fake news because he's wearing his jacket in the picture

        1 reply 2 retweets 6 likes
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      1. The CommunicipaIist‏ @communicipalist 19 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Jim_Jordan

        Simple - burn him at the stake - job done!

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      1. Colin Chin‏ @ColinChin51 15 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Jim_Jordan

        I know it's satire, but damn it's not far from the truth as far as his ilk is concerned.

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      1. 42believer‏ @42believer 15 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Jim_Jordan

        Y'all tagged Jim Jordan in this omg fucking amazing

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      1. EcclesCake‏ @EcclesCake101 15 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Jim_Jordan

        Over in N Ireland he would be condemned for being too liberal. #DUP

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      1. Ken Hoffman‏ @Wordjoy 15 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Jim_Jordan

        Biologist Discover lizard Brain in San Francisco Congressperson... ;)

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      1. Katie Widner‏ @wkatieivey 15 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @juliaraney8 omg it's ur dad

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      1. Don't wash your pits in the river of Sacred Tears‏ @MaestraOogway 19 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @ToniSmithRosari @Jim_Jordan

        I adore you @TheOnion

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      1. Taro Tsujimoto‏ @RCannon74 17 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Jim_Jordan

        You thought this was a good idea days after someone attempted to assassinate a member of Congress?

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      2. M L Bosin‏ @mlbosin 16 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @TrumpSacrifices @Jim_Jordan

        @Jim_Jordan

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      3. M L Bosin‏ @mlbosin 16 Jun 2017
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        Love this!!

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      1. Adrian R. Carter‏ @Adrian_Carter84 15 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Jim_Jordan

        @cooper_carter

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      1. Vote Nov 6‏ @LuxPartout 15 Jun 2017
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        @bradwenstrup @senrobportman LOL

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      1. Andre John de Souza‏ @akaMrJohn 15 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @triketora @Jim_Jordan

        Keep on digging. They'll find older stuff I'm sure

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      1. Fire McMaster ACCOMPLISHED‏ @GKJoe 15 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @mitchprothero @Jim_Jordan

        NOT THE ONION: Intellectually honest researchers find 7th century belief system in Islamic doctrine.

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      1. Rob Cusick‏ @rob_cusick 15 Jun 2017
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        Love this!!!

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