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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 15 Jun 2017

    Little Caesars Marketing New Marshmallows ’N’ Gravy Pizza Directly To President http://trib.al/xWrA8se pic.twitter.com/YxFL4IHrUA

    8:34 AM - 15 Jun 2017
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    27 replies 444 retweets 1,418 likes
      1. Robert Ramsay‏ @MothTwiceborn 15 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/2inMzf7YZw

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      2. Kenneth the Menace‏ @MenacingKenneth 15 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When is the steak and ketchup pizza coming out? Or the orange slices and chocolate cake pizza? Hot N Sloppy all day.

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Travis Dearborn‏ @DrTDearborn 15 Jun 2017
        Replying to @MenacingKenneth @TheOnion

        I believe my Lady of the Evening friend LaDonna Williams Shanty of the South side tried ™ that phrase- hot N Sloppy all day.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Kenneth the Menace‏ @MenacingKenneth 15 Jun 2017
        Replying to @DrTDearborn @TheOnion

        I heard it from Rucka Rucka Ali a few weeks ago. My friends have called it Hot N Nasty, Hot N Shitty, etc.

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      1. b clarke  👨🏽‍💻‏ @bclarkehbc 15 Jun 2017
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        🙂pic.twitter.com/sSIF794TNt

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      1. Screamweasel‏ @Dreamweasel 15 Jun 2017
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        .@TheOnion Sure seems like @littlecaesars is looking to make a splash on social media today @TheHashtagGame

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      1. Scott Turner‏ @captainscoot 15 Jun 2017
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        After what they did to little Caesar last week in Central Park? Never!

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      1. Official Trapt‏ @AbsoluteEunuch 15 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Shame on you @LittleCaesars. Pizza belongs to the people! Not the greasy meatballs in Washington.

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      1. Augur Kythe‏ @AugurKythe 15 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        F**K Onion, you had me believing it for a minute when I got done puking I noticed it was an Onion post thank GOD :)

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      1. Political Discussion‏ @PoliticalDiscu5 19 Jun 2017
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        Jeb's gonna like it

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      1. jim hanna‏ @jimhanna711 16 Jun 2017
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        Mmmm as good as my bubble gum asparagus pizza.

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      1. Tammy's Offices‏ @tammysoffices 16 Jun 2017
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        Nasty comes to mind! 😱what are they thinking?!

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      1. #VOTEBLUE#‏ @SanjuanitaEstr3 15 Jun 2017
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        Yuck

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      1. Eric Muirhead‏ @emuirhead 15 Jun 2017
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        Are those cheese cracker crumbles? Delish!

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      1. Jonathan  🏳️‍🌈‏ @StingRay02 15 Jun 2017
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        @30_Helens Too far? Not far enough?

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      1. Travis Dearborn‏ @DrTDearborn 15 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Let's pray for those that still haven't a clue the Onion is satirical. I wish I lived in your bubble of Naivety. Bless you my Onionaut's!

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      1. Travis Dearborn‏ @DrTDearborn 15 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If it was a graham cracker gravy with a chocolate Demi glaze & fire infused mellow Marshcopone I'd try it. Sounds pretty terrific

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      1. Pigeon (\●v●/)‏ @Havoc_Pigeon__ 15 Jun 2017
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        @lars_bakken ewwwwww. What???? Ewwwwww cooooooo nope coooooo

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