Can't imagine kids named derm are too far behind
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Dammit. Gotta make a few calls...
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*cancels quarry trip*
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Sadly true
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Close quarries nationwide. Save our Dereks!
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Did you know the ad that played before this shitty post was actually longer than the shitty post?
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Did you know that 93 million Americans die from gun violence every day.
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Also, 36% of Derek-related quarry deaths take place in Ohio.
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We seem to have a localised cluster of "Dennis's" at our quarry
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Lesson::Don't give into peer pressure! Noted!
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That's not funny, my Uncle Derek died that way.
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