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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 14 Jun 2017

    Virginia Shooting Somehow Proves What Every Single American Has Been Saying All Along http://trib.al/c8RLylr pic.twitter.com/RKqEUXVtkq

    10:36 AM - 14 Jun 2017
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    17 replies 535 retweets 1,146 likes
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      2. Dennis Gruetter‏ @dgruetter 14 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm missing the tongue in cheek humor on this. Should I be laughing, I'm confused? Perhaps you should stick to satire?

        3 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Aviator::Operator‏ @AvOpJGA 14 Jun 2017
        Replying to @dgruetter @TheOnion

        This is satire. And it's spot-on too.

        1 reply 1 retweet 6 likes
      4. Dennis Gruetter‏ @dgruetter 14 Jun 2017
        Replying to @AvOpJGA @TheOnion

        I honestly read it twice ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Kailey Bennett‏ @whaleerules88 14 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When "fake news" actually becomes real news.

        0 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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      2. Boycott Celebrities‏ @BoycotCelebs 14 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Does @kathygriffin feel especially bad abt this since she promoted violence. If she really feels she crossed a line condemn it & violence

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      3. Mike Dooley‏ @Petkopova 15 Jun 2017
        Replying to @BoycotCelebs @TheOnion @kathygriffin

        I know, man, she was as bad as Trump at his rallies with the whole violence thing. KG condemning the violence would stop all shootings.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Bernard Silverman‏ @DonKeehotey 14 Jun 2017
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        We need to move to Nerf Weapons and Ammo?

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      1. sgg‏ @wutinis 14 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        now that's some satire!

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      1. Jonathan Taylor Swift‏ @gregkan 14 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What I'm saying!

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      1. Samuel Rubenfeld  🔥‏ @srubenfeld 14 Jun 2017
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        cc @Lubchansky

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      1. MyLife‏ @melat23 15 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It proves race plays a part in how police let him get by shooting 50 rounds with a talking too and a promise.

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      1. Jr C‏ @AlfaRomeoJr 15 Jun 2017
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        @vcl1969 Está bueno chica...jaja

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      1. Verity Pace  🇺🇸 🗽‏ @VerityPace 14 Jun 2017
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        I guess the "No Way to Prevent This" template has been retired?

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      1. Flyingquill‏ @hulukakau 14 Jun 2017
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        First at trump rallies, now the congressional baseball field! When will this Dem violence subside!!!!

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      1. Jon Weinstock‏ @Nightra59950171 14 Jun 2017
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        :( but True

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      1. ViiStar‏ @VIIStar_ 14 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And with the AHCA it will make the issue worse. Then we wonder why it happens again.

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