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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 13 Jun 2017

    Robert Mueller Driving SUV 100 MPH Down Runway As Air Force One Narrowly Lifts Off http://trib.al/XHbuCmI pic.twitter.com/LFu6p7X1uR

    11:33 AM - 13 Jun 2017
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    12 replies 269 retweets 807 likes
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      2. Cornelius B‏ @cornrollio 13 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Then he pulls to a stop, gets out of the car, leans on the door, and balefully stares down the departing plane. "You can run..."

        1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes
      3. Cornelius B‏ @cornrollio 13 Jun 2017
        Replying to @cornrollio @TheOnion

        Oh, and I think he probably dramatically pulls off his aviators as well.

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      2. Dave Shivverrrrstone‏ @dwsNY 13 Jun 2017
        Replying to @BabaChavattari @TheOnion

        ...That is not the joke. The joke is that he is speeding after the plane on the runway, but it's too late. Action movie trope.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
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      4. Dave Shivverrrrstone‏ @dwsNY 13 Jun 2017
        Replying to @BabaChavattari @TheOnion

        The 747 is obviously going much faster than 100mph, as the SUV is what's stated as going 100mph... And the 747 gets away.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
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      2. Raymond Martin‏ @laseray 13 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Obviously the plane is landing. Hillary Clinton is chasing after Trump to beg not to be indicted.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Blue Marvel ︽✵︽‏ @Blue_MD 19 Jun 2017
        Replying to @laseray @TheOnion

        Of the 2016 candidates Hillary is the only one who's not under FBI investigation.

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Raymond Martin‏ @laseray 21 Jun 2017
        Replying to @Blue_MD @TheOnion

        Also, the only reason there is any investigation is because leftards can't accept the outcome of a democratic election, they must lie 😝

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Blue Marvel ︽✵︽‏ @Blue_MD 21 Jun 2017
        Replying to @laseray @TheOnion

        Trump's investigation started before the election actually. It continues because Trump and his people can't stop lying and covering up

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Blue Marvel ︽✵︽‏ @Blue_MD 21 Jun 2017
        Replying to @Blue_MD @laseray @TheOnion

        Perhaps you actually believe Trump fired the FBI director because he was too mean to Hillary.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Stell E Gonzalo‏ @colorincoloran 13 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What was so urgent??

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Kat‏ @TiaraKate 13 Jun 2017
        Replying to @colorincoloran @TheOnion

        I would love to know the answer to your question, as well.

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      1. Danny Gilliland‏ @DannyGilliland 13 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        as someone who has driven 100mph down a runway before, I approve this tweet

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      1. Berry‏ @WeWillBerryYou 13 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Please, God, make Mueller an action hero/super spy like you did with Kerry. That'd be perfect

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      2. Bart‏ @Beekwilder 13 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @baspalsrok 😂

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      1. Suraj sk‏ @Surajsk10017215 21 Jun 2017
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        Suraj

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      1. Lowman Harley‏ @Lowman_Harley 13 Jun 2017
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        One of the best I've seen in a while. Cheers.

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