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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 10 Jun 2017

    Nation's Exasperated Climate Scientists Burn All Global Warming Research In Booze-Fueled Benderpic.twitter.com/jl7isYG0Si

    1:47 PM - 10 Jun 2017
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    • Kristen Moss Brad Snider Emma Derek Anderson Keith S Tiffany Will Jakubowski Spooky Head 🇬🇧 #GTTO aka #GTFTO love, aubree
    17 replies 313 retweets 680 likes
      1. Justin Hunter Hanson‏ @HunterHanson1 10 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @jtakang22_7 I watched this whole thing before I realized it was The Onion

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      1. Dr. Fudge #FBSI‏ @doc_fudge 10 Jun 2017
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        I wouldn't fucking blame them

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      1. 𝐵𝑒𝒶𝒸𝒽 𝐵𝓊𝓂‏ @BytorNSnowdog 10 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @DrKateMarvel

        Ha! Mercers & Koch Bros wished. This is a war they cannot and will not win

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      1. Pierre Champagne‏ @virus4u86 10 Jun 2017
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        Hey you must have gotten this from #CNN

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      1. Mona McMahon‏ @mcmahon_mona 10 Jun 2017
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        What's the biggie? Paris and Germany can still save climate. The US was but one participant.

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      1. Linda Lombardo‏ @LindaLombardo9 10 Jun 2017
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        Sarcasm doesn't work on #trumpsters

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      1. Christopher Gennari‏ @profgennari 10 Jun 2017
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        did they use coal fired campfire?

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      2. Jerry Chen‏ @jerryasleep 10 Jun 2017
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        @linyyy0615

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      2. Vote November 6‏ @ferrylines 10 Jun 2017
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        i was there. great party.

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      1. 11-yr PharmD / Italian Scallion‏ @pharmguy730 10 Jun 2017
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        Free at last! Free at last! Free from voluntary, largely unmeasurable constructs!

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      1. RavenEyes‏ @SurJohnSheridan 10 Jun 2017
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        This can't be true.

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      1. Grace‏ @triggerhippy 10 Jun 2017
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        😂

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      1. Alien Being‏ @beingSudha 10 Jun 2017
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        😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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      1. Jojo‏ @vexingbuck 10 Jun 2017
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      1. KiwiRed‏ @OneOfTheseAlts 10 Jun 2017
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        I've never imagined Trump as a bartender before.

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