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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 10 Jun 2017

    Report: More Americans Willing To Accept Female Wonder Woman http://trib.al/F9CluE7 pic.twitter.com/ItmIgWCb3n

    12:50 PM - 10 Jun 2017
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      2.  🐾Deb Dlene(STOP Animal Abuse!!!) 🐾‏ @DebDlene 10 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        As opposed to a male Wonder Woman?

        1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
      3. Spider-Lou 🕸‏ @spiderlou2099 10 Jun 2017
        Replying to @DebDlene @TheOnion

        youre not familiar with The Onion, I take it.

        0 replies 1 retweet 46 likes
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      1. Zonko Zipper‏ @zonko_zipper 10 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Actually, I think it's still a 34% disapproval rate.

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      1. HP‏ @IsidoresDragon 10 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Because let's be honest; Wonder Man's always been kinda lame.

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      2. Mobius‏ @Mobius___Strip 10 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They got a big shocker coming down the pipepic.twitter.com/tv20xG2Qi9

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      1. AR҉I̵ANARCHIST‏ @ARIANARCHIST 10 Jun 2017
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        MALE WONDER WOMAN WAS BETTER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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      1. Viva La Resistance‏ @VivaResistance1 10 Jun 2017
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        Typical "libtard agenda", the "feminazis" are taking over.

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      2. Amr Samir‏ @avoidaccess 10 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Boobs make wonders. The power of a cup!

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      1. Grimm‏ @GrimmReaper101 11 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Damnit was disappointed that WW didn't have real world issues like a gender identity crisis and exploring her sexuality

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      1. Matthew Dobrowolski‏ @mattdobo0810 11 Jun 2017
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        Woman should get all the credit as the Americans that think woman don't deserve to be treated fairly. White men mostly are the sexist I feel

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      1. Matthew Dobrowolski‏ @mattdobo0810 11 Jun 2017
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        Wonder woman is a female always has been. These closed minded Americans are nothing but sexist racist pigs. I can't wait to leave the USA.

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      1. Ryan Koksal‏ @Ivelet2 10 Jun 2017
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        What does this even mean? What other wonder WOMAN than a female one?

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      1. AT‏ @ATtraildog 10 Jun 2017
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        It's pike

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      1. Whiskey Bravo‏ @imwhiskeybravo 10 Jun 2017
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        And the sequel will star a middle-aged pudgy white guy who self-identifies as a female.

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      1. Raptor‏ @Raptornx01 10 Jun 2017
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        the question remains, would they be willing to accept a male Wonder Woman? 🤔

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