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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 8 Jun 2017

    Big Wrench Cool http://trib.al/LrmXBII pic.twitter.com/LxVceSdpJY

    8:26 PM - 8 Jun 2017
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    • Jacob Jay Dillydillymore Josh Cooke Paul Flanagan deRailer Christian Burt IM REALLY FEELING IT Erik Insane-Scientist
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      2. Bailey‏ @BaileyJIII 8 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I played BioShock, can confirm.

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      2. Johanna‏ @ThenJoSaid 8 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Small hammer bad?

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      4. Johanna‏ @ThenJoSaid 8 Jun 2017
        Replying to @MattselectionN @TheOnion

        I see. It all becomes clear.... (it doesn't.)

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      6. Johanna‏ @ThenJoSaid 8 Jun 2017
        Replying to @MattselectionN @TheOnion

        An Orwellian tools guide. 👍

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      1. Levi Phipps, but a  👻 (H2SaGS out now)‏ @LeviPhipps97 8 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Cool, dude.

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      1. jim hanna‏ @jimhanna711 9 Jun 2017
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        This wrench grew up in my neighborhood. When we were kids I thought he was a tool.

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      1. Old account‏ @oldprofileDWC 8 Jun 2017
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        Power drill epic.

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      1. Tuck Dynamite‏ @TuckDynamite 8 Jun 2017
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        I was a little sad there wasnt an article.

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      1. Spooky Stephan  👻 🎃‏ @StephanReilly 8 Jun 2017
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        @levine aw man I never saw this @bioshock concept art before

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      1. Jacob‏ @TranshumanCyst 8 Jun 2017
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        It's not just cool. It's enrapturing.

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      1. robert blake‏ @robertb01754471 8 Jun 2017
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        do any of you know how to use one. got get dirty. oh my!

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      1. Eric Blyler‏ @e_blyler 8 Jun 2017
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        Cultural appropriation.

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      1. SteveInRealLife‏ @SteveInRealife 8 Jun 2017
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        Yeah, until you use it every day and it's covered in poo.

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      1. Keith‏ @Shrewd1776 8 Jun 2017
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        Safe for TSA! Under 1 ounce of liquid

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      1. The Yeti Shepherd‏ @yetishepherd 8 Jun 2017
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        If this is the wrench that I'm thinking of, the one from the news,, then yes this is a very cool, big, wrench

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