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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 8 Jun 2017

    Trump Pours Milk Over Bowl Of Skittles While Settling In To Watch Comey Hearing http://trib.al/ijYKwSk pic.twitter.com/LIky2AWfD0

    10:31 AM - 8 Jun 2017
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      2. William Vasquez‏ @bbeevee 8 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wrong Onion!! Fake news! It was Coke NOT milk! The donald is lactose intolerant!

        1 reply 2 retweets 9 likes
      3. KayTDid‏ @KayTDid1 8 Jun 2017
        Replying to @bbeevee @TheOnion

        He's also truth intolerant.

        1 reply 1 retweet 14 likes
      4. William Vasquez‏ @bbeevee 8 Jun 2017
        Replying to @KayTDid1 @TheOnion

        Good answer! Nice.

        0 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
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      1. Jason Fischbach‏ @hockeyfisch 8 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #FAKENEWS. Clearly, Trump pours milk first and then pours the cereal into it.

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      1. Jennifer‏ @JenNoleAtl 8 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

        I bet he only eats the orange ones.

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      1. Michael Salfino‏Verified account @MichaelSalfino 8 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

        It was Coke.

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      2. CanadaGeek‏ @CraigRMacD 8 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Trump: Pence! Pence! There's a message in my Alpha-bits. It says "Ooooo". Pence: Mr. President, those are Cheerios.

        1 reply 1 retweet 11 likes
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      2. Mamahud‏ @Mamahud1228 8 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The big question is whether there is at least one poisoned Skittle in that bowl.

        1 reply 0 retweets 14 likes
      3. No Filter Retired‏ @Steve_M_Vaughn 8 Jun 2017
        Replying to @Mamahud1228 @TheOnion

        Seems like a threat to me sir. #SecretService

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. c0nc0rdance‏ @c0nc0rdance 8 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What, no ketchup?

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      1. Eric Muirhead‏ @emuirhead 8 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They told him he could have that if he handed over his phone for the day.

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      1. Checkina Coulibaly‏ @CheckinaCoulib2 9 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

        Focus on Family Guy's comeback Seth. You're losing fans

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      1. Matt E. Gottfried‏ @mattgo90 8 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is a real story.

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      2. mala‏ @Benia78 8 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

        What adult eat shit like that????

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. ⒸⒽⒶⓄⓈⓈ‏ @ChaossCorp 12 Jun 2017
        Replying to @Benia78 @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

        You're kidding right?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. mala‏ @Benia78 12 Jun 2017
        Replying to @ChaossCorp @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

        Are u talking about bowl of skittles with coke or milk? Yeah I know it was a joke but anyhow who would eat this? Yuk yuk

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. ⒸⒽⒶⓄⓈⓈ‏ @ChaossCorp 12 Jun 2017
        Replying to @Benia78 @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

        Yea.. Like what they were saying he eats was a joke.. No one eats that. You know how the Onion is.. Lol

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. mala‏ @Benia78 12 Jun 2017
        Replying to @ChaossCorp @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

        Sure I do it was fut though u could imagine he would actually pour coke and eat it all maybe this makes him so orange😂😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      7. ⒸⒽⒶⓄⓈⓈ‏ @ChaossCorp 12 Jun 2017
        Replying to @Benia78 @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

        Haha.. Oh I'm sure he'd eat that it anything else.. Ugh.. He's so gross! 😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      8. mala‏ @Benia78 12 Jun 2017
        Replying to @ChaossCorp @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

        I really don't know how can anyone share bed with him wonder if he is leaving his hair beside his bed so won't get ruined 😈

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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