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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 8 Jun 2017

    Overeager Simpleton Destroys That Which He Loves Most http://trib.al/yH1Qwlm pic.twitter.com/SjkOjwSZnw

    8:41 AM - 8 Jun 2017
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    • STUDIO EG Joe spooky🎃dean kate Pierre-Simon Laplace Frank Mazzarella 🌺OccupyPeace🌺 Bernie Madysen
    18 replies 332 retweets 1,178 likes
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      2. Ryan Richman‏ @Ryan_Richman 8 Jun 2017
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        @erickpederson

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      3. Peder Erickson‏ @erickpederson 8 Jun 2017
        Replying to @Ryan_Richman @TheOnion

        Hahaha! Although I hope you are not suggesting that I am an #overeagersimpleton

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      4. Ryan Richman‏ @Ryan_Richman 8 Jun 2017
        Replying to @erickpederson @TheOnion

        hahahaha no I actually had Kevin Malone and his chili in mind

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      1. Black-Winged Nightmare‏ @BlckwngdOrcl 8 Jun 2017
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        The horror!

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      1. Jordan M.‏ @big_bear_mn 8 Jun 2017
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        those are tortilla chips you buffoon

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      1. Jeff Gough‏ @Jeffg989 8 Jun 2017
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        Haha I hate when that happens!

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      1. Dan Helfrich‏ @DanHelfrich 8 Jun 2017
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        @BarstoolBigCat congrats on your Onion tweet.

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      1. James‏ @0fficerJimLahey 8 Jun 2017
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        mean, but fair to describe @BarstoolBigCat

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      1. Jean Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg‏ @jean_baptiste_z 8 Jun 2017
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        Are those potato chips or lime tortilla chips? I wonder after destroying some bags myself. 😅

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      2. Not Dropping Cameras‏ @hdyar 8 Jun 2017
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        @ambiverttweets

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      3. Ankit Gupta‏ @ambivert_tweets 8 Jun 2017
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        Rude. At least there was no spillage in my case.

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      1. Rhaj‏ @Rhaj_the_wonder 8 Jun 2017
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        And Trump?pic.twitter.com/F3searUxc1

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      1. Tyler Bishop‏ @Tbishop206 8 Jun 2017
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        CC: @BarstoolBigCat that you with a beard?

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