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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 7 Jun 2017

    Study Finds Every Style Of Parenting Produces Disturbed, Miserable Adults http://trib.al/OHPHEv3 pic.twitter.com/w49uQmbGAg

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      1. Jess‏ @JS24242 7 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I always figured no matter what I do it'll be wrong, so I just put aside money for their therapy. Lol

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      1. Berlin Green‏ @berlingreen 7 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @oddfab

        Oh thank god, I've been really worried. 😂😂😂

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      1. Rachel Mann‏ @RachelMann123 7 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion, you are only supposed to do parody news 😉Likewise with favorites, if each kid thinks its not them - parental success.

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      1. dani mccann‏ @danisdreamin 7 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @GigiLevangie

        That about sums it up. #SpoiledRottenOrphans

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      1. Lolosolo‏ @LolosoloLori 7 Jun 2017
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        @KerryEhrin fucking hallelujah,thought i was the problem with my 2,non win situation.. How's your 3?

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      1. neutrino‏ @mediodespierto 7 Jun 2017
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        😂 so funny true. Joke aside, is this capitalistic, consumeristic, materialistic shallow society where money is god and greed is encouraged

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      1. Will (he/him/his) 🏳️‍🌈 #LGBTQIA‏ @WillPolitico 7 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Some how now, I feel slightly less guilty!

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      1.  🎸Holly ♓Lyons 🎸‏ @holly228ishere 7 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @ShellySids

        That takes away a lot of the pressure of being a good parent... ty. I can now quit therapy!

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      1. Diego‏ @DiegoGTRatty 7 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        These posts are becoming more and more self-aware as time passes.

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      1. Julie Bartoli‏ @bartoli_julie 7 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @KerryEhrin

        Oh wow what an upbeat article. but sadly so true. Makes me feel a little less bad that my life is so crappy.

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      1. Andrew HN‏ @RainHNg 7 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        lol...

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      1. Big Bad Bloodydamn.‏ @redjill55 7 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well, yeah. A lot of what makes us miserable is genetics and outside environment.

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      1. Mandaliet‏ @teiladnam 7 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's probably true, but you can at least try to minimize the damage.

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      1. Yelo‏ @Cy_yonara 7 Jun 2017
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        @mattriarchal HAHAHA

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      1. Ab Millward‏ @AbsMillward 7 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This isn't even satirical 😂😂😂😁😁😁

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      1. Eckingsan‏ @eckingsan 7 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @CHSommers

        Title should also include "but yours is the worst"

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      1. Amr Samir‏ @avoidaccess 7 Jun 2017
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        Except the free style!

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