I always figured no matter what I do it'll be wrong, so I just put aside money for their therapy. Lol
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Oh thank god, I've been really worried.


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@TheOnion, you are only supposed to do parody news
Likewise with favorites, if each kid thinks its not them - parental success.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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That about sums it up.
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@KerryEhrin fucking hallelujah,thought i was the problem with my 2,non win situation.. How's your 3?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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so funny true. Joke aside, is this capitalistic, consumeristic, materialistic shallow society where money is god and greed is encouragedThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Some how now, I feel slightly less guilty!
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That takes away a lot of the pressure of being a good parent... ty. I can now quit therapy!
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These posts are becoming more and more self-aware as time passes.
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Oh wow what an upbeat article. but sadly so true. Makes me feel a little less bad that my life is so crappy.
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lol...
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Well, yeah. A lot of what makes us miserable is genetics and outside environment.
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That's probably true, but you can at least try to minimize the damage.
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@mattriarchal HAHAHAThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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This isn't even satirical





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Title should also include "but yours is the worst"
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Except the free style!
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