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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 5 Jun 2017

    Report: More Americans Willing To Accept Female Wonder Woman http://trib.al/sk5kWDC pic.twitter.com/UoZujWh5zG

    12:03 PM - 5 Jun 2017
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    • taylor ☼ ANDREA OSALDE Gal Gadot is Wonder Woman weronika space space authentic paint Old Man zakko the sane Vanessa Alvarez
    24 replies 734 retweets 1,955 likes
      1. Terry Buckalew‏ @tmacbuckalew 5 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Always enjoy the responses from people unfamiliar w/ the Onion, and satire, and humor, and the Internet.

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      2. Chris D'Innocente‏ @cd5561 5 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        As opposed to a male Wonder Woman ?

        3 replies 1 retweet 11 likes
      3. Kharne83‏ @Kharne1983 5 Jun 2017
        Replying to @cd5561 @TheOnion

        Can he... can he be called Wonder Brah?

        1 reply 0 retweets 43 likes
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      1. Kevin Bulmer‏ @kbcfc1965 5 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        anything to divert the mind from the real issues in the world today..mind control.

        0 replies 1 retweet 3 likes
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      1. Matthew Donahoe‏ @mrdinhalifax 5 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @ChadBowie

        love the onion

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      1. Bryant Compton‏ @ChannelEi8ht 5 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        major win for diversity.

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      1. BGM_FinalKnight‏ @bertm1975 5 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well I want my Wonder MAN movie now! (aka Simon Williams from Marvel's Avengers)pic.twitter.com/YbqwiyLUlQ

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      1. the.effing.librarian‏ @effinglibrarian 5 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        what are you taking about...? oh, crap, that's NOT one of the Hemsworth brothers???

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      2. Becca Glasser-Baker 🍁 🍂‏ @Bglasserbaker 5 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @katzish

        Wonder Woman is currently beating Trump in the polls.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. PositivelyRevolting‏ @PositiveRevolt 5 Jun 2017
        Replying to @Bglasserbaker @TheOnion @katzish

        You had me at "Wonder Woman is currently beating Trump." That's a battle I'd love to see.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. Becca Glasser-Baker 🍁 🍂‏ @Bglasserbaker 6 Jun 2017
        Replying to @PositiveRevolt @TheOnion @katzish

        Same 🙌

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      1. معارج‏ @Mfariduddin 6 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @zoy4x progressive times ahead of us!

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      1. jim hanna‏ @jimhanna711 5 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wonder woman could be played by Brad Pitt. Or even better Kaitlyn Jenner.

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      1. Cal  ⚡️‏ @zHeano8 5 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Really? I thought most would prefer a male wonder woman......

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      1. Dean K Gibson  📶‏ @AE7Q_ 5 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @stevengberman

        More willing to accept Wonder Woman than Hillary? (oh, the parallels!!!)

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      2. CUCARACHA RACISTA‏ @ReyGoober2 5 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @baseballcrank

        Why would they not?

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      3. WeaverFan420‏ @WeaverFan420 5 Jun 2017
        Replying to @ReyGoober2 @TheOnion @baseballcrank

        Probanly because it marginalizes so-called "trans women" who are males but identify as women

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. CUCARACHA RACISTA‏ @ReyGoober2 5 Jun 2017
        Replying to @WeaverFan420 @TheOnion @baseballcrank

        You better be Joking

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. WeaverFan420‏ @WeaverFan420 5 Jun 2017
        Replying to @ReyGoober2 @TheOnion @baseballcrank

        The article is satire, so yes it's a joke

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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