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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 5 Jun 2017

    Apple Unveils Panicked Man With No Ideas http://trib.al/enzmFXB pic.twitter.com/h7zGGu6Hgb

    10:32 AM - 5 Jun 2017
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      1. yung excel dot e x e‏ @Hellarawpter 5 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ABSOLUTELY S A V A G E

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      1. 2+2=5‏ @CraigNLevitt 5 Jun 2017
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        Apple announces they will create AI of Steve Jobs to help keep Apple alive.

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      1. Sam‏ @SamWill_18 5 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @benshapiro

        "Previous model, discontinued in 2011" holy shit

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      1. Ian Peters‏ @delaware_ian 5 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        White House unveils panicked man with no ideas.

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      1. jeff  🍚‏ @ButterRiceDDS 5 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @CovfefeCapital

        Lol $aapl haterspic.twitter.com/qcUGs6MsQU

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      1. IIB Corp.‏ @IIBankers 5 Jun 2017
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        Sometimes that happens when you take the visionary out of the vision.

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      1. The Angry Liberal‏ @angryandliberal 5 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I don't know. I think the iTurntable for LP owners is just too far ahead of the public's mindset to catch on this year.

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      1. Stephen REEEE‏ @Stephenkek101 5 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @benshapiro

        “This is the future of Apple,” announced the lightweight, 75-inch desperate man...

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      1. Ayrshire Walnuts‏ @paul13walnut5 5 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Ergasiophobe my imac blew up and couldn't be fixed. love their OS, and design, and branding, but stale now, & Beats?! wtf?

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      1. Adam Richman‏ @richmanab 5 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I have to buy one, where can I get a 75" Panicked Man for our house? I hear it's no setup, no maintenance, just fop sweat from the word go

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      2. NewcastleGeek‏ @NewcastleGeek 5 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Drullkus

        This doesn't seem like fake news

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      1. Karen‏ @KrnzLang 5 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Doesn't the Trump family already have a patent on that?

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      1. dsold11‏ @dsold11 5 Jun 2017
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        Lol

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      1. Brad Chelmsley‏ @BradChelmsley 5 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @benshapiro

        Conspicuously frequent mention of the word "man" and what's the point saying he is "white?" Are we to infer a subliminal narrative? 🤔

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      1. Patricia Arenas‏ @patriciaarenass 5 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @luiskamino

        Han anunciado un altavoz... después del reloj que no hacía nada bien excepto dar la hora, llega EL ALTAVOZ PORTÁTIL

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      1. Luis Artola‏ @luisartola 5 Jun 2017
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        Ouch! 😆

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