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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 4 Jun 2017

    GOP Congressman Pleads To Be Reassigned To New District After Feelings Really Hurt At Town Hall Meetingpic.twitter.com/tXW09w6dnV

    5:51 PM - 4 Jun 2017
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    37 replies 541 retweets 1,197 likes
      1. MP  ⚾️‏ @MPinMidwest 4 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Popehat

        Omg, I didn't see this was from the Onion and it took a few minutes. Lol.

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      1. Verepaine‏ @knight_errant2 4 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        We will take him in my District. Our Rep doesnt even show up to the townhall meeting

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      1. Pixie Pancake‏ @MerileeParis 4 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You're constituents are mean? You're threatening their lives with Zombie Trumpcare. Everything is not about you. Serve them!

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      1.  🇵🇷 JessyD  🇺🇸‏ @JessyD_NYC 4 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I don't know what's funnier, the video or the replies??? 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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      1. Amber Lidskin‏ @alidskin 4 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Whaaaaaaaaaa! Snowflake! His widdle feeewings were hurt! Poor widdle booboo!

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      1. RedDragonWing‏ @RedDragonWing 4 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He sounds like Jonah from Veep…lol

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      2. ジャコブ‏ @MukeiKuroneko 4 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Even the comments are heartless. Leftists demand things and expect to not do anything for it but want us to fix everythin while criticising.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Crow‏ @Wolfram1045 4 Jun 2017
        Replying to @MukeiKuroneko @TheOnion

        You do realize this is the Onion right?

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Derrick Joad‏ @derrick_joad 5 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @alexmoran87

        Hi Alex this is a brilliant video. Thanks for making it more widely available.

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      1. Michael Winslow‏Verified account @Noizey_Man 4 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is this real or are we being "Onioned"

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      1. Brian Matson‏ @Brian_D_Matson 4 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I clicked the video and thought it was real before noticing it was the Onion. I guess that shows their point is on the mark.

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      1. Dan McLawhorn‏ @DanfmclDan 4 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Jeff_DeLuca

        Crimea is available- call Trump's pimp Putin for an interview.

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      1. Ann‏ @asdragonfly2 4 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Perhaps a new career path?

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      2. Matthew Alexander‏ @inmatthewadam 4 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well done Onion, that's a really realistic headline! Took me a minute to find out it was from you!

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3.  ☦ Padraic 🇸🇾‏ @Inquisitor1492 5 Jun 2017
        Replying to @inmatthewadam @TheOnion

        Our whole Congress needs to be lined up on a wall. Too much ingrown corruption. We need new blood

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. ;‏ @Earth1Citizen 4 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        wtf is this? Is this real life?

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      3. One Porn Man‏ @amirhimself 4 Jun 2017
        Replying to @Earth1Citizen @TheOnion

        It's the onion, foo!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. End of conversation
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      2. Rex Banner‏ @Inspectjavert 4 Jun 2017
        Replying to @Inspectjavert @TheOnion

        this*

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      3. Comfortably Numb‏ @YGalanter 4 Jun 2017
        Replying to @Inspectjavert @TheOnion

        To be fair it sounds more and more like real life. Sometimes it's hard to see the difference.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Rex Banner‏ @Inspectjavert 4 Jun 2017
        Replying to @YGalanter @TheOnion

        Actually The Onion's satire has dropped in quality quiet a bit since Obama came to office its more about attacking the GOP with satire than

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      5. Rex Banner‏ @Inspectjavert 4 Jun 2017
        Replying to @Inspectjavert @YGalanter @TheOnion

        politics in general, it wants to confirm leftist biases with their satire, even if they know its satire it can help with virtue signaling

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Comfortably Numb‏ @YGalanter 4 Jun 2017
        Replying to @Inspectjavert @TheOnion

        Oh the Onion doesn't discriminate. It hits left and right, goats and laundromats, puppies and hand jobs - you name it.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. Rex Banner‏ @Inspectjavert 4 Jun 2017
        Replying to @YGalanter @TheOnion

        The satire of the right is far more biting than the satire of the left. its hard to explain but you can tell theres more animosity there

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      8. Comfortably Numb‏ @YGalanter 4 Jun 2017
        Replying to @Inspectjavert @TheOnion

        Have you seen the Onion? Browse their articles. If they're political - I am king of Burkina Faso (and I am not).

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