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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 3 Jun 2017

    Homeless Man Has No Idea What To Do With Visiting Parents http://trib.al/IT7H6HT pic.twitter.com/C04EMZnZL6

    6:46 PM - 3 Jun 2017
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    19 replies 228 retweets 909 likes
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      2. AreWeReallyDoingThis‏ @pursemonkey5 3 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm not sure what the point of this was. Making fun of the homeless? Mockery is for bringing down the powerful, not the lowly.

        3 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. SCOTT HUPPERT‏ @PapaJPII 3 Jun 2017
        Replying to @pursemonkey5 @TheOnion

        Thank you for mansplaining

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Xiaoqian_Ma‏ @Xiaoqian_Ma 3 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        We need to work together to care for those special people.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Andrew  ⚓️‏ @AceFaceAndrew 3 Jun 2017
        Replying to @Xiaoqian_Ma @TheOnion

        And their visiting parents.

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      4. Xiaoqian_Ma‏ @Xiaoqian_Ma 3 Jun 2017
        Replying to @AceFaceAndrew @TheOnion

        Yes, that's right.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Ken‏ @KublaKen 3 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Put them up in your guest cardboard box. It's the least you can do.

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      1. Stripey/Tox the lamp lover‏ @Stripeyskunker 3 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        There's a really nice spot behind the Italian restaurant, the leftovers in the dumpster are amazing.

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      2. Jesse V‏ @Girthquake445 3 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well that was just depressing. And mean.

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      1. Maria B‏ @MariaIslandlady 3 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You all dead wrong for this but this shit is funny as hell

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      1. Rob Hamilton‏ @therobspecial 3 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They could as least bring him the box from their latest large appliance purchase. I mean, c'mon.

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      1. bernard b cohen‏ @TimeGrabber 4 Jun 2017
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        Get them cardboard for shelter and matresses

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      1. bernard b cohen‏ @TimeGrabber 4 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Cardboard for parents

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      1. Eric Stuart‏ @ValleyEric 4 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Way too sarcastic to be mean.

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      1. robert blake‏ @robertb01754471 3 Jun 2017
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        telsa has an ap that programs its cars to run down ppl. in london.

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      1. Trumprulz2020‏ @Speedy1368 3 Jun 2017
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        try not being homeless. move to a state that has work. survival is the name of the game.

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      1. Carol Douglass‏ @Crldouglass 3 Jun 2017
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        My father was homeless for a time. I think it's funny.

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      1. Gary Tsang‏ @gobio76 3 Jun 2017
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        I think I am ok with myself not getting this one.

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      1. Hntr‏ @RynHntr 3 Jun 2017
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        Wtf?

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