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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 2 Jun 2017

    YouTube Reaches 1 Trillion Racist Comments http://trib.al/s6ObVko pic.twitter.com/6cxdQSbBGK

    8:23 PM - 2 Jun 2017
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    41 replies 1,084 retweets 3,342 likes
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      2. Jacob Culbertson‏ @vetjr89 2 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wow. This really improves my opinion of human society. I thought for sure we passed this milestone years ago.

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. Chloe the Cat‏ @ThatChloeCat 2 Jun 2017
        Replying to @vetjr89 @TheOnion

        Well, the article was published in 2013.

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. S. Gassen‏ @couturetweets 2 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh, I thought Trump had reached it first.

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      1. Skeeter‏ @fretless06 2 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Congrats YouTube! MAGA!

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      1. Alexandria Brangwin‏ @AlexBrangwin 2 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        HUZZAH!

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      1. C 🎃-C 🎃 plays Bass for French 57‏ @coco_plays_bass 2 Jun 2017
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        I'd believe it

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      1. Vesper Harris‏ @VesperHarris 2 Jun 2017
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        gotta love cowards and their anonymity

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      1. Yabuddyswood‏ @swoodthadude 21 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @shawnwasabi

        And IIII helped :)

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      1. Papi ChicoLaflare  🇭🇳‏ @ChicoDaDictator 4 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @BasedChasen

        pic.twitter.com/EPsdEdoZqx

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      1. David Bowman‏ @DavidBowman31 4 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I don't even think that I'd remotely funny.

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      1. Jay 3.0  👻‏ @WestJaden96 3 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @MichaelToole

        I weep for Humanity

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      1. It's Will my dude‏ @W_Nilges 3 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @TheSqrtMinus1

        wouldn't be surprised.

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      1. Martin Mischiek‏ @mrmischiek 3 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @interndaniel

        What's really disturbing is how this information is being gathered and reasons behind it This is not made public for good reasons #shitsters

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      1.  💀Sasori113 🦂‏ @Sasori_113 3 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @szuniverse

        Sad.this is what humanity has become!

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      1. Kris Ahlman‏ @KrisAhlman 3 Jun 2017
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        @JayzTwoCents

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      1. Jill Rockwell‏ @jillrockwell1 3 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Aportzline

        This is old. Plus it's the onion

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      1. Dennis Stillman‏ @DennisNobody 3 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Isn't there more left wing socially conservative complaining than anything???

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      1. DANNYonPC‏ @DANNYonPC 3 Jun 2017
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        i read ''reached'' lol

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