This was my business card and there will never be a better business card!
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I hate the word 'Networking'. Call it what it is: 'Forced Schmoozing with Bastards'.
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@teydelman diken af
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I liked this on Facebook earlier

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I appreciate the heads up. Heading out to a cocktail party as we speak!
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Wait ....... what !?! .... I call B.S.
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But 69% of the willing 11% could go either way, as '11' is the new TEN and 69 is, well, you know, what's '89' ? « le bateau ivre » ??
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I'm thinking....I...am...thinking blue. No..no I was thinking erotic... blue lagoon but older...I think...do you still love me computer god?
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Hmm, that's odd, I normally walk around with a clipboard asking for the signatures of ppl I consensually meet in the supermarket.
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Social rape is real!!
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