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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 1 Jun 2017

    GOP Congressman Pleads To Be Reassigned To New District After Feelings Really Hurt At Town Hall Meetingpic.twitter.com/WsRBzaieLg

    4:07 PM - 1 Jun 2017
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    48 replies 381 retweets 1,013 likes
      1. Rutnut21‏ @rutnut211 1 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This was easy to spot as BS....as if an elected official would actually hold a town hall. Well played, Onion!

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      1. John M. Rinaldi‏ @JohnMRinaldi 1 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Too funny.. I almost believed you for a second.

        0 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
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      1. rue. ben.‏ @letsgorube 1 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @BillyCorben look it's Marco Rubio lol

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      2. Becca Ryden‏ @becca_ryden 1 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @DLChamplin

        The thing is I thought this was actually real until 30secs in I saw where it was from. That says a lot about the current political climate.

        2 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Hope Less‏ @curiousiermom 2 Jun 2017
        Replying to @becca_ryden @TheOnion @DLChamplin

        Oh, I totally did!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Parody Patriot‏ @ParodyPatriot 1 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        All too believable. How do you parody a dominant political party that is itself a parody?

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      1. MrMarlboro2009  🇮🇪‏ @MrMarlboro2009 1 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Poor special snowflakepic.twitter.com/3pgmTA9PmF

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      2. gbastian‏ @gbastian 1 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        There are an alarming number of people reacting as if they don't know @TheOnion is satirical...

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. Darlene Woelffer‏ @WoelfferDarlene 2 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @madamecrab

        Awhhhh

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      1.  🌊@prairielive prairiehomeliving LLC 🌊‏ @prairielive 2 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @madamecrab

        Grow thicker skin; change your party; get a conscience!! #GOP

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      1. M.Alexander Robinson‏ @RobbyMarshal718 1 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This had me going for a second, too 😭

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      1. DogsAreMoreHonest‏ @JMarshallVANC 1 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh my. Well done.

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      1. El Jefe VK‏ @elJefeVK 1 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm trying to remember if I voted for him.

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      1. Dr. Jaime Kowlessar‏ @Muchisgiven 4 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @cjessup3

        Is this for real?!?! "They hurt my feelings". What was he expecting a pat on the back

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      1. cowboygrrl‏ @DummyDiva 3 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Look out GOP!

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      1. Remember, remember the sixth of November.‏ @Took1ForTheTeam 3 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Gotta love the onion

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      1. Remember, remember the sixth of November.‏ @Took1ForTheTeam 3 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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      1. JUST SAYING (:-)‏ @KiowaRivers 3 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Another cry baby can't handle his constituents 🤡

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