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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 1 Jun 2017

    Report: Climate Change Skeptics Could Reach Catastrophic Levels By 2020 http://trib.al/MxTOCm7 pic.twitter.com/inQbEoixcW

    3:05 PM - 1 Jun 2017
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      2. Boris ©‏ @BorisAlatovkrap 1 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Message brought to you by Church of Climatologypic.twitter.com/Fg7y2BmVil

        2 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. Eric Muirhead‏ @emuirhead 1 Jun 2017
        Replying to @BorisAlatovkrap @TheOnion

        Meme is excellent example of ignorance of the subject.

        1 reply 0 retweets 16 likes
      4. Boris ©‏ @BorisAlatovkrap 1 Jun 2017
        Replying to @emuirhead @TheOnion

        Exactly! It is demonstrated how lack of critical thinking is trap liberal in frenzy of fear.

        2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      5. Eric Muirhead‏ @emuirhead 1 Jun 2017
        Replying to @BorisAlatovkrap @TheOnion

        When people claim there is more ice at the poles, they are conveniently leaving out the fact that it is thinner than previous years.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Boris ©‏ @BorisAlatovkrap 1 Jun 2017
        Replying to @emuirhead @TheOnion

        You are suggesting buoyancy of ice is magically altered? Please, illuminate on highly speculative theory!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      7. CDufresh Perspective‏ @nilesnniles 1 Jun 2017
        Replying to @BorisAlatovkrap @emuirhead @TheOnion

        Your botting is unwelcomed here. Please go away.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      8. Boris ©‏ @BorisAlatovkrap 1 Jun 2017
        Replying to @nilesnniles @emuirhead @TheOnion

        Boris is consider, but how are you say… make me?

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Andres Rolon‏ @andreses3rolon 1 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Nothing that another Sandy or Katrina can't stop

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. Soop Munkey‏ @soopmunkey 1 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's not the heat; it's the stupidity...

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
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      2. Dominic‏ @dk3113r 1 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Bible Belt 😂😂😂😂😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
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      2.  🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇬🇧 🇺🇸‏ @Me_An_My_Dogs 1 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Your partisan is showing

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Matty‏ @expiredeggnog 1 Jun 2017
        Replying to @Me_An_My_Dogs @TheOnion

        How dare satire be biased! What are we teaching our children when we mildly offend people who are literally destroying the world?

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Kevin Kempf‏ @kckempf 1 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Already there.

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      2. Ryan Q paper passer2‏ @Rtq_18 1 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @MrDimmer can i do my presentation on this horrifying study

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Paul Dimmer‏ @MrDimmer 1 Jun 2017
        Replying to @Rtq_18 @TheOnion

        also the Onion is a fake new source... because it is..not because Trump said so lol

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Ryan Q paper passer2‏ @Rtq_18 1 Jun 2017
        Replying to @MrDimmer @TheOnion

        Nonono it says climate change skeptics could reach catastrophic levels u jerkwad

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      6. Ryan Q paper passer2‏ @Rtq_18 1 Jun 2017
        Replying to @MrDimmer @TheOnion

        Please forgive me boss, im just horsing around

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. Paul Dimmer‏ @MrDimmer 1 Jun 2017
        Replying to @Rtq_18 @TheOnion

        you shouldn't horse around.. you could get trampled to death and no one want to have to clean that up :-)

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      8. Ryan Q paper passer2‏ @Rtq_18 1 Jun 2017
        Replying to @MrDimmer @TheOnion

        What enzymes and acids would absorb/destrot my proteins and bones

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      9. Paul Dimmer‏ @MrDimmer 2 Jun 2017
        Replying to @Rtq_18

        That's only for me to know 🙊

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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