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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 1 Jun 2017

    Trump Announces Paris Climate Deal Rejection In Front Of 16 Running Faucets http://trib.al/dHXvBud pic.twitter.com/F4NJkqlBwO

    1:01 PM - 1 Jun 2017
    • 1,392 Retweets
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    • Portland Deal Finder Bump Armor Mik Erin Looney Jack Benjamin Marks BeCurious STEAMLab Molly Kelleher Katherine Melissa Boorette 👻
    22 replies 1,392 retweets 3,135 likes
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      2. Rob Z Tobor‏ @Rob_Z_Tobor 1 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I notice they are all white.

        1 reply 0 retweets 25 likes
      3. Rob Z Tobor‏ @Rob_Z_Tobor 1 Jun 2017
        Replying to @Rob_Z_Tobor @TheOnion

        Hang on one of them has been tapped.

        0 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1.  🌙 Jordan‏ @Joshua_Nasser 1 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The line between parody and reality continues to blur every day.

        0 replies 2 retweets 13 likes
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      2. Squinty McGee‏ @ProfessorGrains 1 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        fuck lol

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      3. ̼̼̼̼̼̼̼ ̼̼̼̼̼̼̼ ̼̼̼̼̼̼̼ ̼̼̼̼̼̼̼ ̼̼̼̼̼̼̼ ̼̼̼ 🎃 👻 ̼҉‏ @parking_seal 1 Jun 2017
        Replying to @ProfessorGrains @TheOnion

        #FuckLoL #isRight

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      1. Ryan Parrish‏ @ryanpparrish 1 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wouldn't it make more sense if it were in front of 16 idling cars?

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      1. Rafael Zorzano S.‏ @Commanderraf 1 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You forgot to add the detail that he was also starting a fire in a pyramid of discarded tires in the White House front lawn while doing so.

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      1. Paul T. Juno‏ @pauljuno 1 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Damn well have been hot water too!

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      1. J2xF‏ @J2xF 1 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Frederick Christ Trump shoulda pulled out... #TrumpPullsOut #ParisAccord

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      2. RED‏ @shogoobasa 1 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @TexTheLaw

        Is this a joke?

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      3. RoTex‏ @TexTheLaw 1 Jun 2017
        Replying to @shogoobasa @TheOnion

        Yeah, Onion is satire.

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      4. RED‏ @shogoobasa 1 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TexTheLaw @TheOnion

        Whew!!!! I'm relieved.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Canadian cable guy‏ @guy_canadian 1 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @drex

        People should look to the facts . This agreement will cost US and Canadian tax payers a lot and for what to give it away .

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      1. bdowney‏ @superblackhole 1 Jun 2017
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        LOL

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      1. M. HUD.‏ @PhxSoccerCoach 1 Jun 2017
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        Steve, spokesman for faucet installers, says all are running according to plan.

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      1. R W‏ @letnloose40 1 Jun 2017
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        @drex where did he pull those numbers from?Bingo Roller.....guess the uneducated will believe him he loves the poorly educated

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      1. Ned Kelly‏ @NedKelly 1 Jun 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/fvASbDnYbU

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