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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 31 May 2017

    Coworker’s Girlfriend Not As Pretty As Expected http://trib.al/h752Bst pic.twitter.com/hFyTbRmypM

    4:02 PM - 31 May 2017
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    14 replies 144 retweets 876 likes
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      2.  💜Heidi T‏ @HeidsterTrades 31 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Emanuel_Wynne

        That is mean, she is pretty!

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Trade War Wynne‏ @Emanuel_Wynne 31 May 2017
        Replying to @HeidsterTrades @TheOnion

        The expectations were too damn high

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      2. Brian A.‏ @LunarParaphrase 31 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Poor stock photo lady :(

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      2. Depressed Chocolate (4-12)‏ @realdarkchoco33 31 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I blame the Democratic party for their stupid movement of Ugly is the new beautiful.

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      3. solar roadway guy‏ @cityafreaks 31 May 2017
        Replying to @realdarkchoco33 @TheOnion

        Step off your soapbox

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      1. Duke9555‏ @duke9555 31 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And his dick was no where near as impressive as her gf's intimated

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      2. Linda white‏ @lwhite3540 31 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @JonahNRO

        This is cruel. Is this what Libs think about?

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      3. Ova Eier‏ @eggvatar 31 May 2017
        Replying to @lwhite3540 @TheOnion @JonahNRO

        Yep, you got the Libs pegged!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rumvGQHRu0 …

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      1. Ashley Large‏ @LrgAsh 31 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        hahaha so relatable. i remeber my coworker telling me about the cute girls he use to dat eso i expected his gf to match, she didnt.

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      1. Ben Joman‏ @Benj_oman 31 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I loled

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      1. MetalMikeFisher‏ @Metalmikefisher 31 May 2017
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        Here is some music for the individual's in society to cherish I made it hope you like it:)pic.twitter.com/YhWSNRk3AQ

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      1. Bo Hennessy‏ @BoHennessy1 31 May 2017
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        haha

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      1. Stripey/Tox the lamp lover‏ @Stripeyskunker 31 May 2017
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        Which is why he isn't having an affair. #loyal

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      1. Donald‏ @J2EE420 31 May 2017
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        Haaaaaaaa

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      1. Robert Jahrig‏ @JahrigRobert 31 May 2017
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        Or their baby for that matter.

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