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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 31 May 2017

    Did You Know?pic.twitter.com/4G789rRtgD

    2:11 PM - 31 May 2017
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      1. Blake McCarter‏ @BlakeMcCarter5 31 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        . @cowboyhog @mattkepford @mike_chris5 tough but fair

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      1. Stripey/Tox the lamp lover‏ @Stripeyskunker 31 May 2017
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        I can vouch for this. My grandfather told me stories of the tumbleweed. #tumbling

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      1. alice white‏ @alicewh88737804 31 May 2017
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        Know why You can't buy ice in Ok anymore?? The guy with the recipie died

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      2. scott spiezio's soul patch‏ @KeeferDeanRoach 31 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @OnlyKaraBear is this true

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      4. scott spiezio's soul patch‏ @KeeferDeanRoach 31 May 2017
        Replying to @OnlyKaraBear

        damn it.

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      1. JEBrown‏ @truejeb 31 May 2017
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        Hey @TheOnion, I love you guys. But this disappoints me. I'm from Oklahoma and I promise you, we have more than one tumble weed.

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      1. Jon N‏ @JonNormandy 31 May 2017
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        Patrick Swayze also once lassoed a tornado here, but he could never catch that dern tumbleweed.

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      1. Parboiled Hamster‏ @JocularScum 31 May 2017
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        That city bombed.

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      2. Jonathan Grant‏ @thinkofacard 31 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Land run, 95 bombing, multiple record breaking national tragedies, Russ Avg trip dub & breaking record, dust bowl, ou 47 game win streak

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      2. Jonathan Grant‏ @thinkofacard 31 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yeah because Oklahoma is never all over the national news for anything historic or of note.

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      3. James Foster‏ @James_Foster4 31 May 2017
        Replying to @thinkofacard @TheOnion

        Tis but a joke, like everything on @TheOnion

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      1. John Pipes‏ @pipeasorus 31 May 2017
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        @currentmother

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      1. Bo Hennessy‏ @BoHennessy1 31 May 2017
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        haha

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      1. Douglas Redus‏ @Dredus25 31 May 2017
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        As an Okie, I must say funny is funny! Well played.

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      1. chris s‏ @hugoobrock 31 May 2017
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        Ah Oklahoma. The land of frackers, crackers and Muslim ban backers.

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