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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 31 May 2017

    Theater Holding Women-Only Screening Of 'Wonder Woman' http://trib.al/OKL7ejO  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/aOfdn0z8Ju

    8:01 AM - 31 May 2017
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    20 replies 85 retweets 368 likes
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      2. Erin  🕸 🎃 👻‏ @thworpspeed 31 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This joke kind of sucks. Women can organize screenings and events for themselves. Those complaining are the ones who suck at picking battles

        1 reply 0 retweets 15 likes
      3. Tappy Paws‏ @TappyPaws 31 May 2017
        Replying to @thworpspeed @TheOnion

        I think the same :) It's just an event. Prob fun. Could suck in places with few theatre choices though. Not many, sure they exist.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. Marie Doucette‏ @MarieDoucette 31 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        if "feminist" means an anorexic, 'roided-up, LGBT bobble-head, then they nailed it. @IndieWirepic.twitter.com/bGqOyNjXk2

        Wonder Woman
        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Jorge A. Lopez‏ @yorkh89 31 May 2017
        Replying to @MarieDoucette @TheOnion and

        How can you look at that (healthy) body and think anorexic AND roided up?? Besides, I'm pretty sure its impossible to appear both.

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      2. Warne Livesey‏ @warnelivesey 31 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Women only screenings is a marketing strategy of a male dominated industry.

        2 replies 1 retweet 3 likes
      3. Big Bad Bloodydamn.‏ @redjill55 31 May 2017
        Replying to @warnelivesey @TheOnion

        Yeah, it's like they're throwing feminists a bone hoping they'll shut up about making real change in Hollywood.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. MaryKistler@mekistler‏ @dante1955 31 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The whole thing seems so shallow. I'm not sure why it would interest anyone. Maybe they all show and compare their vaginas and periods.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. ol whitterz‏ @whitneydgibson 31 May 2017
        Replying to @dante1955 @TheOnion

        Mary I don't even know you but I know you're better than this tweet.

        2 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
      4. Kev‏ @StPaulResident 31 May 2017
        Replying to @whitneydgibson @dante1955 @TheOnion

        Missing the point.. If this is supposed to some big statement about women empowerment etc..could it be a more lame platform watching a movie

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. ol whitterz‏ @whitneydgibson 31 May 2017
        Replying to @StPaulResident @dante1955 @TheOnion

        And again, I don't think they were trying to make it a big deal. Just a movie screening for women. How many men's clubs are there in the US?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Kev‏ @StPaulResident 31 May 2017
        Replying to @whitneydgibson @dante1955 @TheOnion

        They're actually not allowed anymore for the most part

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. ol whitterz‏ @whitneydgibson 31 May 2017
        Replying to @StPaulResident @dante1955 @TheOnion

        I know of 3 in LA. Not technically white men only but EXTREMELY difficult/rare to get into if you aren't. Plz quit lying to yourself, Kev.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      8. Kev‏ @StPaulResident 31 May 2017
        Replying to @whitneydgibson @dante1955 @TheOnion

        So what if there are men only clubs? Sure there are as many women's only also. Supposed to be a free country but it's not so free anymore.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. ol whitterz‏ @whitneydgibson 31 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You guys should delete this. Feminists didn't pick this battle. Insecure misogynists did.

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      1. (Momo-Based Pun)‏ @OtherMomo 31 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        wait stop that's real news, what are you doing!?!?

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      1. Linda Kindopp‏ @kindopp_linda 31 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Isn't that stupid maybe men will start such nonsense

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      1. Wes Hamarbattikaah‏ @anothervantage 31 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #Jesustoldmetopic.twitter.com/1M9tiCGCuU

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      1. Quinten Lewis‏ @TheQuintenLewis 31 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That sounds like gender based discrimination.

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      1. Cryptic Omega‏ @TheCrypticOmega 31 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Tbh - I wish this was actually a thing. I'd go! 😁

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      2. alice white‏ @alicewh88737804 31 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        OMG!! This is so SEXISTS>>What about Trannies???

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Tappy Paws‏ @TappyPaws 31 May 2017
        Replying to @alicewh88737804 @TheOnion

        If you identify as female too :)

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. alice white‏ @alicewh88737804 31 May 2017
        Replying to @TappyPaws @one48am @TheOnion

        LOL

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Tappy Paws‏ @TappyPaws 31 May 2017
        Replying to @alicewh88737804 @TheOnion

        Oh-kay? You have a good day now.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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