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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 31 May 2017

    Nation’s Gratuitously Sexual Couples Announce Plans To Wait In Line At Six Flags http://trib.al/yXGkUmB pic.twitter.com/ditYotE2IX

    6:44 AM - 31 May 2017
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    • Hannah M Scott Steiner Ted Farnen nellie Lee Taylor Kiran ਕੌਰ 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️ Saturnalias Banana Carhart
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      1. Nika Harper‏ @NikaHarper 31 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @loganbonner

        THIS RESONATES GREATLY.

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      2. Glad2BHome‏ @Glad2beHome 31 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It is amazing that you unselfishly share your sick behavior with all the kids. Maybe parents will thank you by punching you in the face

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Victoria Rose still SPOOKED by UNEMPLOYMENT  😱‏Verified account @riningear 31 May 2017
        Replying to @Glad2beHome @TheOnion

        how many levels of poe's law are we approaching

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      4. Glad2BHome‏ @Glad2beHome 31 May 2017
        Replying to @riningear @TheOnion

        It's sad that Leftist are not born with a sense of humor. Illustrating flawed thinking thru humor and absurdity is a great teaching tool

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      5. Victoria Rose still SPOOKED by UNEMPLOYMENT  😱‏Verified account @riningear 31 May 2017
        Replying to @Glad2beHome @TheOnion

        your joke could also be........... bad

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      2. Tronword Furey‏ @Tronword 31 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Please investigate the connection between dumb tattoos and public displays of affection.pic.twitter.com/k0vFaTcq7f

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      3. Nika Harper‏ @NikaHarper 31 May 2017
        Replying to @Tronword @TheOnion

        That... looks like a well-done tattoo to me?

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      4. Tronword Furey‏ @Tronword 31 May 2017
        Replying to @NikaHarper @TheOnion

        Not observing that, it is a well-done tattoo. I shouldn't judge, most of mine are solid black lines. Boarderline douchey one could say.

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      1. JT‏ @BiggerBoat78 1 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @thetravisnewton

        A) funny cuz true. B) photo shopped. C) that coaster is awesome. 😁

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      1. D. Theman‏ @stonercaravan 31 May 2017
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        one time when I was a kid we went on a school trip to King's Island and some chick was giving her bf a handy in line. I was like "WUUUUUUT?"

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      1. MJPeters‏ @Flabbergaster00 31 May 2017
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        When I get that feeeeelin....

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      1. Red Queen‏ @MastaShoGun 31 May 2017
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        Well it seems like exactly what you'd expect from a bunch of apes

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      1. cmong‏ @cmong 31 May 2017
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        @mags_renee

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      1. idk‏ @pasta_transport 31 May 2017
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        onion you are the best thing that ever happened to my tl

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