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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 30 May 2017

    Parents Dedicate New College Safe Space In Honor Of Daughter Who Felt Weird In Class Once http://trib.al/kLntQcv pic.twitter.com/tXg7UWBUuc

    6:05 AM - 30 May 2017
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    • valerie niosi willow rage Rich Berserker1984 Marco Luoma YungTom on the Beat Xander Cæta Pauly Paul we gon party like
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      2. BlueJay_NE‏ @TANickMA 30 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What about students who feel weird in this new safe space? Don't they deserve their own safe space, too?

        3 replies 1 retweet 113 likes
      3. meg carson‏ @meggyjo_meg 30 May 2017
        Replying to @TANickMA @TheOnion

        Good point

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
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      2. parus caeruleus‏ @ParusCaeruleus_ 30 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Bamanboi

        idk if this is a joke but isn't one of the main points of education to learn to cope with and understand different points of view?

        1 reply 2 retweets 10 likes
      3. Kaleb Stuckey‏ @KalebStuckey 30 May 2017
        Replying to @ParusCaeruleus_ @TheOnion @Bamanboi

        Yes. It is a joke @TheOnion makes jokes.

        1 reply 1 retweet 50 likes
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      2. rowan, but make it halloween‏ @apleasantpossum 30 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        bad take, onion

        3 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
      3. David Smith ~ [  ✝  🇺🇸  ☕ ]‏ @d4v1d5m1t6 30 May 2017
        Replying to @apleasantpossum @TheOnion

        The takeness with the greatness.

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      2. Tainted Platypus‏ @PlatypusCovfefe 30 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @AutumnDawnPrice

        I thought this was a satire site?

        2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Dave Guralnick‏ @ralnick 30 May 2017
        Replying to @PlatypusCovfefe @TheOnion @AutumnDawnPrice

        I am also wondering when The Onion moved into traditional news reporting?

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1.  🗡Spookka.‏ @lil_satan_ 30 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/7ATJhj00SR

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      1. David Smith ~ [  ✝  🇺🇸  ☕ ]‏ @d4v1d5m1t6 30 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        She felt it for all of us. #weirdfeelings

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      2. Amy Morton‏ @amymorto 30 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ah yes, Whites' inability to hear about systemic injustice, even in settings where our social privilege dominates. Good joke in that light!

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      3. Dosie O'Ronnell‏ @TheKhaldoon 30 May 2017
        Replying to @amymorto @TheOnion

        Adults who ask for safe spaces should be mocked, regardless of race. As should people who bring social justice BS into this.

        2 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
      4. Amy Morton‏ @amymorto 30 May 2017
        Replying to @TheKhaldoon @TheOnion

        Wait did I read against the grain and bring diversity of thought into the mix? My fault, trying to engage with reality in a useful way

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 30 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        My kid doesn't like the paint colour in the safe space.

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      2. Gerry‏ @Gerryonimooooo 30 May 2017
        Replying to @eyvindurkane @TheOnion

        Why would you say such a thing

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