Looks in the mirror each morning: "it wasnt your fault, nobody asked if you could swim or not"
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Stop cyberbu//ying me
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He's glad to be back life guarding. Last summer some blue kid almost got him fired.
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Everyone knows the first summer is just practice.
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Steve Coogan's take from The Day Today (1994) https://youtu.be/zUoT5AxFpRs
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