Why is this in the Onion? It's legit.
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Then, how was the Orange Clown able to find 3 wives?
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A new study shows that possessing large amounts of $$$$ can change "moronic" into "eccentric". It's kinda like alchemy.

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Plus he ordered them. Guessing a warranty of some sort was offered.
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So send dick pics after the first date?
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@nwiggins11@jeezymakesitez You guys are screwedThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Baa ha ha... When I wanted a good laugh!
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She is however eating sushi with a knife and fork.
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What if I'm not acting?
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I mean.. if you're hot, it makes up for a lot.
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Men shouldn't tie their identity to what women find attractive. Also, 'not being a moron' is pretty subjective.
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Pity hasn't true of the silly putty females willing to hook up with the maggot.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Oh, dang. NOW they tell me.
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Ya feel me? haha
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