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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 May 2017

    Leaked ‘The Last Jedi’ Footage Reveals Chewbacca Balding Since ‘The Force Awakens’ http://trib.al/Z8JZ18i pic.twitter.com/KGWTldvCpK

    12:27 PM - 28 May 2017
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      1. Mercury Tacos‏ @thereidy 28 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        A balding Chewbacca seems like a Sloth origin story.pic.twitter.com/Xdyfukjvny

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      2. Marcus‏ @cusbucket 28 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @MitchellChetski

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      3. Mitch‏ @MitchellChetski 28 May 2017
        Replying to @cusbucket @TheOnion

        Hahahah

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      4. Devin Wahlen‏ @wahlenfab4 28 May 2017
        Replying to @MitchellChetski @cusbucket @TheOnion

        This is amazing

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      1. Ryan Boam‏ @ryanboam 28 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When 234 years old you reach, look as good you will not... Hmm?

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      1.  🅱️utch‏ @SVVANPOND 28 May 2017
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        @BHanafantom

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      1. David Messer‏ @EtzEchad 28 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @benshapiro

        Ah, Wookie pattern baldness. Very sad.

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      1. harp‏ @harpentuan 28 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @cbinner1

        Pfft!

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      1. Nick Thompson‏ @VeblensBeard1 31 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Kris_Sacrebleu

        Trumps America strikes again.

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      1. Josh Doenias‏ @jdoenias 29 May 2017
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        Wookiee pattern baldness?

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      1. TheHoff'sTightSpeedo‏ @ninjasandbacon 29 May 2017
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        That guy does my taxes!

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      1. Chrisy Lemmond/Never‏ @ChrispyLemmond 29 May 2017
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        Thank u for making me laugh at this point in the DJT debacle. My god help us survive this😇

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      1. Brian Stott ❌‏ @bstott2002 28 May 2017
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        Balding Chewy? Now that is funny. Like a bald bear. Bother...

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      1. Live Más  🌮‏ @JoRy_MaMa 28 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @maascowjr

        Now he looks like me.

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      1.  🐼 🌌K_POP4Life|#RM2 #Mono 🦄 🌈‏ @taleiakirby 28 May 2017
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        Lmao 😂

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      1. ITSTARTEDINMUD‏ @ITSTARTEDINMUD 28 May 2017
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        Why is his head the same size his hair used to me? No volume in his old doo? Weird.

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