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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 May 2017

    Homesick Trump Stays Up All Night On Phone With Automated Mar-A-Lago Reservations Line http://trib.al/cTEx8MS pic.twitter.com/5iHl8p4YNb

    8:15 AM - 28 May 2017
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    • Rebecca Phyllis Smiler Pierre-Simon Laplace Kris Larry Steele 💋Dr. Reesha PhD in Taco Studies🌮  and Whatnot Terry LaMotte Aisha Muktar Genn Ted
    11 replies 421 retweets 1,472 likes
      1. Sam B‏ @Samantha_B_DC 28 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        For some reason I dont think this is fake :-p

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      2. Thi Bay Miradoli‏ @DareThink 28 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        whoever took that photo made sure his fingers look very very long

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. David Carbone‏ @deecee3737 28 May 2017
        Replying to @DareThink @TheOnion

        They photo shopped Angela Merkels hands onto his arms

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. neil g‏ @Robot_Beep_Boop 28 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Movie phone no longer accepting his calls

        1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
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      2. Malcolm J Friend‏ @MalcomJFriend 28 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        HA! super funny. I see what you did, you're making fun of he president. :-0 so funny. Ok, i'll go. Barack is gay, and Michell has a Penis.

        4 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. ik3‏ @ik3 28 May 2017
        Replying to @MalcomJFriend @TheOnion

        Obama isn't the president. Try to keep up

        2 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      4. Malcolm J Friend‏ @MalcomJFriend 28 May 2017
        Replying to @ik3 @TheOnion

        Sorry. wasn't aware of he rules. Gay Barack and Michelle's penis aside, I'll try to do better... Only make fun of current pres, check!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. annakak‏ @annakak 28 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I imagine he doesn't have to press 1 for English.

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      2. Jenna P‏ @Gram247 28 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Might be true but when Obama was on his apology tour he spent all night washing his face from all the a** kissing he did! 😉

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Ned Pyle‏Verified account @NerdPyle 28 May 2017
        Replying to @Gram247 @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/iQiUFih0NG

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      4. Jenna P‏ @Gram247 28 May 2017
        Replying to @NerdPyle @TheOnion

        At what telling the truth. Open your little liberal eyes

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      1. #GetOrganized: #XXXY@HUMANS‏ @RodneyRhodan 28 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @lcaciola883

        #GetOrganized: #XXXY@HUMANS Retweeted #GetOrganized: #XXXY@HUMANS

        https://twitter.com/RodneyRhodan/status/868858052958502912 …

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        #GetOrganized: #XXXY@HUMANS @RodneyRhodan
        " #ATTENTIONTRUMPSSUPPORTERS." If you received and Associate, Bachelor, Master or Doctorate it's WORTHLESS. The world is round not square! pic.twitter.com/S9swYfJ4vY
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      1. RavenEyes‏ @SurJohnSheridan 28 May 2017
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        This isn't true. It's fake

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      1. Matt Annati‏ @matt_annati 28 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So true.

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      1. Claudio Almeida‏ @sarrata 28 May 2017
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        https://twitter.com/sarrata/status/868238209632935938 …

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        "WE don’t like that. That's fascist thing POTUS’s done. Hiring his kids," Coulter said https://twitter.com/sarrata/status/813226561373609984 … & https://plus.google.com/107835312295887565713/posts/8mtjmHu9xPA …
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