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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 27 May 2017

    Lawyers Identify Dozens More Bill Cosby Victims While Interviewing Potential Jurors http://trib.al/GgnkzZ8 pic.twitter.com/Ug0o2QtQGK

    7:03 AM - 27 May 2017
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    • Seth Wingerter Daniel Barron Ex-GOP Ron Pratt Kris P. Scream pobrecitoshame emily wellens Greye Sheetcakin' Hey Sue Crisco
    24 replies 265 retweets 1,200 likes
      1. chano pozo‏ @aflikiti 27 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Woody Allen identified as head juror

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      1. nicole (that foul-mouthed girl)‏ @IamRoyalOcean1 27 May 2017
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        #ruthless

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      1. Robbie Hartmann‏ @leo_skullz24 30 May 2017
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        @DavidSpade its to bad. I thought he was family based. But didn't know he could do all of this. Cosby show was kicked ass show.

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      1. Robbie Hartmann‏ @leo_skullz24 30 May 2017
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        @DavidSpade to bad Hes done this. At one time I looked up to him like everyone else. What hell he was thinking.

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      1. BORT‏ @ivymike25 27 May 2017
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        Ya seeee

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      1. TruthTalker Patriot Nationalist  🇺🇸‏ @TruthTalkerUSA 28 Jun 2017
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        pretty sure his victims do not think it is funny

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      1.  🦇Rosemarie Fullerton 🦇‏ @80sMusicGirl 29 May 2017
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        Geez!

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      1. chris‏ @chrisNYY15 28 May 2017
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        I can't believe he can find twelve people he hasn't raped

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      1. Dave‏ @fleaflicker44 27 May 2017
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        DOZENS?! 24 or more? Holy cow, Bill. Fake news.

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      1. Christopher Chase‏ @chrischase_tv 27 May 2017
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        So is this final confirmation that Bill likes to party?

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      1. Jeff‏ @Akjeff_64 27 May 2017
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        What a stud he was...

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      2. Brad Dixon‏ @Brodogg 27 May 2017
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        He wanted everyone to have his pudding pop!

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      1. CG‏ @imalwysright 27 May 2017
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        @DavidSpade 😂

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      1. bdowney‏ @superblackhole 27 May 2017
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        :)

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      1. Mandhi's Ghandi's‏ @mandy1714 27 May 2017
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        In the words of steptoe 'you dir-ty old man'n

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      1. brad sloop‏ @BradsloopBrad 27 May 2017
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        Payments either stopped or it never happened to be so many years later that women are coming forward.

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