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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 May 2017

    Bo Obama Addresses Graduates Of Dayton Obedience School http://trib.al/ej0kjEU pic.twitter.com/mejdIVtteH

    11:54 AM - 26 May 2017
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    69 replies 2,612 retweets 6,959 likes
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      2. Scott Wilson‏ @RScottWilson 26 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        How much did they pay him? This pisses me off. He should do a poverty tour first. smh.

        6 replies 5 retweets 70 likes
      3. Jatika Manigault‏ @JatikaSpeaks 26 May 2017
        Replying to @RScottWilson @TheOnion

        Spot On!!

        0 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
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      1. Pete Carney‏ @prc6th 26 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Did the German Shepherds walk out?

        1 reply 3 retweets 23 likes
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      1. Hon. Don Gerard‏ @DonGerard 26 May 2017
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        The entire audience sat and were good.

        0 replies 3 retweets 63 likes
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      1. Cobra Commander‏ @_CobraCommander 26 May 2017
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        "It's ruff out there"

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      2. USAFVet‏ @DougPea14158394 26 May 2017
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        I bet Shitbag Mike Pence is jealous!!

        2 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
      3. yum yum‏ @YumTower 26 May 2017
        Replying to @DougPea14158394 @TheOnion

        Bet he didn't mention his canine college victory! Bo's speech was more intelligible than any that Trumpski has given yet!

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. USAFVet‏ @DougPea14158394 27 May 2017
        Replying to @YumTower @TheOnion

        Bo is a class act. Trump needs to take his act to Gitmo!!

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. yum yum‏ @YumTower 27 May 2017
        Replying to @DougPea14158394 @TheOnion

        Along with Sherrif Clarke!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. USAFVet‏ @DougPea14158394 27 May 2017
        Replying to @YumTower @TheOnion

        The Sheriff will look great in that uniform behind bars.

        2 replies 1 retweet 0 likes
      7. yum yum‏ @YumTower 27 May 2017
        Replying to @DougPea14158394 @TheOnion

        Maybe he can add a bar of soap to his medals.

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      8. EVERYONES PRES..!‏ @Janetspell3 27 May 2017
        Replying to @YumTower @DougPea14158394 @TheOnion

        Yum yum smells Luke you need a bubble bath. Strawberry? Lol

        0 replies 1 retweet 1 like
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      1. E‏ @brownbearika 26 May 2017
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        This is the cutest thing I've ever seen in my life ever

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      2. Sam Hutto‏ @samhutto 27 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        bo would be a better president than trump

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. EVERYONES PRES..!‏ @Janetspell3 27 May 2017
        Replying to @samhutto @TheOnion

        Creep from Colorado. Go ski and break two legs yea

        0 replies 1 retweet 1 like
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      1. benjamin house‏ @EskridgeBen 26 May 2017
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        Goddamn. Even the dog looks more presidential than our current one.

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      1. Marlene Koenig  🇺🇸‏ @royalmusing 26 May 2017
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        Oh thank you for this ...

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      1. EVERYONES PRES..!‏ @Janetspell3 27 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @TraciKitchen

        That's cute

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      1. Hopey_70 {#44 & #Wakanda Forever}‏ @Hopey_70 26 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @TheObamanista

        cute. I miss seeing Bo & Sunny

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