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    1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 May 2017

      BREAKING: President Trump's Executive Order Shutting Down 'The Onion' http://trib.al/F3lPeUh pic.twitter.com/f6Mh6YkdwF

      93 replies 835 retweets 2,126 likes
      The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 May 2017

      ‘The Onion’ has committed criminal misdeeds and will be investigated and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.pic.twitter.com/01rQPtvgSO

      10:21 AM - 26 May 2017
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        2. Ryan Jack O’lanterns Ate My Neighbors‏ @Ryknowsnothing 26 May 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          I know this isn't real. But it feels like it could be. Is this real? In today's current atmosphere I have no compass.

          1 reply 1 retweet 28 likes
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        1. Jon Stout‏ @jon_stout 26 May 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          You're really going to have to put a disclaimer if this isn't real. That's the shape we're in right now.

          0 replies 0 retweets 20 likes
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        2. Joe Spaniak‏ @spaniak_912 26 May 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          "The onion, very bad, so bad, I'm trying to think of a bigger word than bad but I can't so I'll just say bad again" - Donnie trump

          1 reply 1 retweet 5 likes
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        1. Sam Blinde‏ @sblinde 26 May 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          NO, SAY IT ISN'T SO. #FREETHEONION

          0 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
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        1. Jeff Dudash‏ @jeffdudash 26 May 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          "About time." - T. Herman Zweibel

          0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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        1.  🌊 Richard J. Sarkees  🌊‏ @Sarkeesia 26 May 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Dirty misdeeds #donedirtcheap

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        1. Heisenberg‏ @andrew91271 26 May 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Jeez..harsh. Been a good run. Have enjoyed you guys. Best of luck on your treason thingy

          0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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        1. JSP‏ @JessePlester 26 May 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          This is it people, It's finally happening. #VivaLaRevolution #Wolverines

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        2. Janet‏ @Janet28927338 26 May 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          🤔😂😂😂😂God I love The Onion! No, I really do! 😍😍😍

          1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
        3. Loretta Underw 👀d‏ @heyheyloretta 26 May 2017
          Replying to @Janet28927338

          I believe u Janet

          0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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        1. Nik Do‏ @greynowfire 27 May 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          *Fake News* wait....

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        1. ray ray gearhart‏ @yardaddy69 26 May 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          It's about time. Drumpf's doing. He's our Lord and Savior.pic.twitter.com/b4nORjm7r1

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        1. JOSE DURAN‏ @PEPSILUCHE 26 May 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          to call them "employees" they need to get pay,no decent boss can approve this as a work from somebody getting pay

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        1. Tina Love‏ @TinaRLove 26 May 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          ...crime of REASON!

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        1. Bad-Past-Haver George Washington‏ @PlankySmith 26 May 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          He's coming for Chapo next, guys @willmenaker @cushbomb

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        1. jonathan brown‏ @jonbrownmusic 26 May 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          wait. Is this real?

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        1. Kevin Johnson‏ @Kevin4859Kj 26 May 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          When the @TheOnion is outlawed only outlaws will have @TheOnion

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        1. MN Patriot Girl‏ @myizonorion 26 May 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          what?

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