BREAKING: President Trump's Executive Order Shutting Down 'The Onion' http://trib.al/F3lPeUh pic.twitter.com/f6Mh6YkdwF
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I know this isn't real. But it feels like it could be. Is this real? In today's current atmosphere I have no compass.
You're really going to have to put a disclaimer if this isn't real. That's the shape we're in right now.
"The onion, very bad, so bad, I'm trying to think of a bigger word than bad but I can't so I'll just say bad again" - Donnie trump
NO, SAY IT ISN'T SO. #FREETHEONION
"About time." - T. Herman Zweibel
Dirty misdeeds
#donedirtcheap
Jeez..harsh. Been a good run. Have enjoyed you guys. Best of luck on your treason thingy
This is it people, It's finally happening. #VivaLaRevolution #Wolverines




God I love The Onion! No, I really do! 


I believe u Janet
*Fake News* wait....
It's about time. Drumpf's doing. He's our Lord and Savior.pic.twitter.com/b4nORjm7r1
to call them "employees" they need to get pay,no decent boss can approve this as a work from somebody getting pay
...crime of REASON!
He's coming for Chapo next, guys
@willmenaker @cushbomb
wait. Is this real?
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