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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 May 2017

    BREAKING: President Trump's Executive Order Shutting Down 'The Onion' http://trib.al/F3lPeUh pic.twitter.com/f6Mh6YkdwF

    10:05 AM - 26 May 2017
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      2. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ‘The Onion’ has committed criminal misdeeds and will be investigated and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.pic.twitter.com/01rQPtvgSO

        35 replies 133 retweets 651 likes
      3. Ryan Jack O’lanterns Ate My Neighbors‏ @Ryknowsnothing 26 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I know this isn't real. But it feels like it could be. Is this real? In today's current atmosphere I have no compass.

        1 reply 1 retweet 28 likes
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      2. Paul T. Juno‏ @pauljuno 26 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The sad thing is, you wonder if it's true or not. I used to just laugh, now I pause for a second to consider it.

        3 replies 3 retweets 142 likes
      3. Alex‏ @AlexGentryHTX 26 May 2017
        Replying to @pauljuno @TheOnion

        You're out of your mind.

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      4. Madame Minty‏ @SneWhite 26 May 2017
        Replying to @AlexGentryHTX @pauljuno @TheOnion

        A year ago The Onion could say "President bans a billion people from entering the US". Now it's news. And you normalized this, like a fool.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Alex‏ @AlexGentryHTX 26 May 2017
        Replying to @SneWhite @pauljuno @TheOnion

        Good thing Obama never did that. Wait: http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/obama-mocks-trump-but-has-barred-immigrants-many-muslim-6-times/article/2594016 … You failed to do your research, like a fool.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. End of conversation
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      2. Richelle‏ @Richelleish 26 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Hurleboss

        Is the onion even considered satire anymore when it's articles become more realistic by the day?

        2 replies 0 retweets 21 likes
      3. Richelle‏ @Richelleish 26 May 2017
        Replying to @Richelleish @TheOnion @Hurleboss

        *its. Damnit 😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. Josh‏ @Hurleboss 26 May 2017
        Replying to @Richelleish @RichelleHarris @TheOnion

        Do better, damn it

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      5. End of conversation
      1. Doug‏ @dougclose 26 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        is this #FakeNews?? I CAN'T EVEN TELL ANYMOREpic.twitter.com/rCII6uAjB0

        0 replies 1 retweet 26 likes
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      1. Rain Test (0-0-0)‏ @_RainTest_ 26 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Fuck I can't even tell what's satire and what isn't these days I have to take an in depth look every time now :(

        0 replies 1 retweet 13 likes
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      1. wann‏ @neversquare 26 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/hulLMiyQKd

        0 replies 0 retweets 20 likes
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      1. Janine‏ @TheOGBklynGirl 26 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Please don't give the tangerine tyrant anymore ideas

        0 replies 0 retweets 17 likes
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      1. Authentic Don Holley™‏ @donholley0 26 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Satire is dead at the hands of reality...

        0 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
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      1. RunRiotin Kevin‏ @RunRioter75 26 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sweet lord no! Now where will I get my REAL #fakenews

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      2. John Lee‏ @Debugem1 26 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I know I know the Onion, but sadly this is believable.

        1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
      3. John Lee‏ @Debugem1 Jul 21
        Replying to @Debugem1 @TheOnion

        Umm I never did this. @Twitter

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. Jennifer Bullock‏ @realjbullock 26 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Don't laugh, man, he would if he could.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Jennifer Bullock‏ @realjbullock 26 May 2017
        Replying to @realjbullock @TheOnion

        And even if he can't, he'll still try.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. End of conversation

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