‘The Onion’ has committed criminal misdeeds and will be investigated and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.pic.twitter.com/01rQPtvgSO
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‘The Onion’ has committed criminal misdeeds and will be investigated and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.pic.twitter.com/01rQPtvgSO
I know this isn't real. But it feels like it could be. Is this real? In today's current atmosphere I have no compass.
The sad thing is, you wonder if it's true or not. I used to just laugh, now I pause for a second to consider it.
You're out of your mind.
A year ago The Onion could say "President bans a billion people from entering the US". Now it's news. And you normalized this, like a fool.
Good thing Obama never did that. Wait: http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/obama-mocks-trump-but-has-barred-immigrants-many-muslim-6-times/article/2594016 … You failed to do your research, like a fool.
Is the onion even considered satire anymore when it's articles become more realistic by the day?
*its. Damnit 
Do better, damn it
Fuck I can't even tell what's satire and what isn't these days I have to take an in depth look every time now :(
Please don't give the tangerine tyrant anymore ideas
Satire is dead at the hands of reality...
Sweet lord no! Now where will I get my REAL #fakenews
I know I know the Onion, but sadly this is believable.
Umm I never did this. @Twitter
Don't laugh, man, he would if he could.
And even if he can't, he'll still try.
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