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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 May 2017

    Onion Exclusive: President's Daily Briefing For February 15, 2017 http://trib.al/Qr7MUaL  #TrumpDocumentspic.twitter.com/gAinNJSEMs

    7:37 AM - 26 May 2017
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      1. jherico037‏ @jherico037 26 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Does it have a menu on the back? Bigly taco bowl with two scoops of ice cream for dessert.

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      1. ‏Andrew Cassidy‏ @AndrewNCassidy 26 May 2017
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        Isn’t this classified?

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      1. The Gorgon King‏ @TheTweetOfGord 26 May 2017
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        'MEANY' hahaha

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      1. brad rowe‏ @itsmerowe 26 May 2017
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        Unfortunately, you messed up the word find. I think an "S" is supposed to be an "A" so NUCLEAR and IRAN can both fit. But, he tried!

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      1. Jay Castle‏ @jayfrankcastle 26 May 2017
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        Your best work yet! Hilarious if it wasn't so terrifying.

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      1. Brian Dolan‏ @CloudBirdDog 26 May 2017
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        This is the strongest thing I've seen from the Onion. Thank you for calling attention to our growing gap wrt air superiority fighters.

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      1. Shaun‏ @thetweetguy99 26 May 2017
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        God, this is awesome.

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      1. Richard Heggland‏ @heggland0 26 May 2017
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        LOL @ Trump trying to get his troops back to the US

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      1. Comfortably Numb‏ @YGalanter 26 May 2017
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        RMEGANY = MEANY. I think I am in love with @TheOnion

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      1. Alex  ♿️ 🛩‏ @alexspartz 26 May 2017
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        Oh my god I'm crying 😂😂😂😂

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      1. Jack Blakemore‏ @Jack94ddr 26 May 2017
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        that was the strangest way to learn that india is training Vietnamese pilots. The more you know i guess.

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      1. Cody  📔‏ @Theron_Sniper 26 May 2017
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        Did anyone else notice that Iran an nuclear are not possible to find due to an a being replaced by an s?

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      1. Kelly‏ @StoriMap 26 May 2017
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        The fireworks at the bottom are great 😂

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      1. heather dunlap‏ @heatherdunlap 26 May 2017
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        👏🏻👏🏻😂😂

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      1. Erik Castellà‏ @castella_erik 26 May 2017
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        that's hilarious

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