When did The Onion start reporting actual news?
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I came here for satire not facts.
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Feel bad for him now; all his life he's only been in the back seat of his vehicle. Not even the passengers seat. Cause he messed up.
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Not really very funny or satirical!
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Hope you still have that bunny suit cuz no one gonna hire you for anything else!
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"The demons inside the reporters' heads were trying to KILL ME!!!"
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My father once shot a skunk that had rabies & was foaming at the mouth. The stench made me vomit. Sean's presser's are kinda like...that.
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Spicey already descended. Spicey remember that anyone entering
@realDonaldTrump orbit must abandon all hope. I'd wish U good luck but won't!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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You'd be insane too having to field all that garbage thrown at you day after day.
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Do you blame him

. He's working for an idiot

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Is it really a descent? Isn't madness a job requirement?
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If he had a pair he would resign after Trump treated him like a bitch on the Pope visit.
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Spot On Reporting.
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