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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 May 2017

    'The Onion' Reveals Sean Spicer's Descent Into Madness http://trib.al/6GnUTlp  #TrumpDocumentspic.twitter.com/talTl0q7QR

    7:13 PM - 25 May 2017
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      1. Grant  🎃 Baxter‏ @HeavenlyHalberd 25 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When did The Onion start reporting actual news?

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      1. Mücho  🅱️orno 📽  🥒 💦 🍑‏ @StopManFoJ 25 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The @TheOnion gaining more credibility than @FoxNews

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      1. Scott‏ @scottk1350 25 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #nopopeforyou

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      1. Stripey/Tox the lamp lover‏ @Stripeyskunker 25 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I came here for satire not facts. #notmynews

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      1. Jilly‏ @ariesjill 28 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Feel bad for him now; all his life he's only been in the back seat of his vehicle. Not even the passengers seat. Cause he messed up.

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      1. janet fauble‏ @jctf211 26 May 2017
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        Not really very funny or satirical!

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      1. Knutty Knitter‏ @knuttyknitter12 26 May 2017
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        Hope you still have that bunny suit cuz no one gonna hire you for anything else!

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      1. Tom Pleviak‏ @pleviak 25 May 2017
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        "The demons inside the reporters' heads were trying to KILL ME!!!" 😜

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      1. chris s‏ @hugoobrock 25 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        My father once shot a skunk that had rabies & was foaming at the mouth. The stench made me vomit. Sean's presser's are kinda like...that.

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      1. Sufi‏ @SufiSoof 25 May 2017
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        Spicey already descended. Spicey remember that anyone entering @realDonaldTrump orbit must abandon all hope. I'd wish U good luck but won't!

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      1. Zen Patriot‏ @ZenPatriot 25 May 2017
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        You'd be insane too having to field all that garbage thrown at you day after day.

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      1. Kathy Hill‏ @hillkf_1951 25 May 2017
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        Do you blame him😂😂. He's working for an idiot😂😡😡

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      1. Christine E‏ @ChristineMarieB 25 May 2017
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        Is it really a descent? Isn't madness a job requirement?

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      1. Edward Owens‏ @Edtwittin 25 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If he had a pair he would resign after Trump treated him like a bitch on the Pope visit.

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      1. Whitlock David‏ @dkwhitlock1 25 May 2017
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        Spot On Reporting.

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      1. runningmyrace‏ @misscriss48212 25 May 2017
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        @PressSec you've been used and now you will be dis guarded but not until Trump publicly humiliates you. #Trump

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